Midlife Mafia

 
Yard Work Lyrics – Midlife Mafia

Singer: Midlife Mafia
Title: Yard Work

I’m in the yard olympics
I better get out and mow

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Vasectomy Lyrics – Midlife Mafia

Singer: Midlife Mafia
Title: Vasectomy

Va va va vasectomy
No more babies made by me

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Cholesterol Lyrics – Midlife Mafia

Singer: Midlife Mafia
Title: Cholesterol

Blood count (normal)
Liver (normal)

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Dad Won’t Do It Lyrics – Midlife Mafia

Singer: Midlife Mafia
Title: Dad Won’t Do It

I’ve got this feeling
My days are not my own

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Waistline Lyrics – Midlife Mafia

Singer: Midlife Mafia
Title: Waistline

No more beer
No more chips

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