Lyrics C.W. McCall – Classified

 
Classified Lyrics – C.W. McCall

Singer: C.W. McCall
Title: Classified

I’s thumbin’ through the want ads in the Shelby County Tribune when this classified advertis#ment caught my eye. It said, “Take imme-di-ate delivery on this ’57 Chevrolet half-ton pickup truck. Will sell or swap for a hide-a-bed and thirty-five bucks. Call One-four-oh, ring two, and ask for Bob.”
Well, I called Bob up on the telephone, he says, “Hello, this is Bob speakin’.” I says “This here the Bob got the pickup truck for sale?” He says, “Yeah.” I says, “Where are ya?” He says, “Fourteen east on County 12, turn right on the one-lane gravel road, you can park in the yard, beware of the dog, wipe your feet off, knock three times, and bring your billfold.”

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Lyrics C.W. McCall – Black Bear Road

 
Black Bear Road Lyrics – C.W. McCall

Singer: C.W. McCall
Title: Black Bear Road

Me an’ RJ an’ the kids was on a camp-out in the mountains, and we had us one’a them U-Drive-‘Em Army Jeep cars which we rented from a fella by the name of Kubozke for thirty bucks a day, buy your gas along the way, take a rabbit’s foot and leave a pint of blood for a dee-posit.
And he ‘splained it all to us how we was supposed to get to Telluride, which is fifty miles away by way of the regular highway, however, there was a shortcut but unless we had drove the Black Bear Road before, we’d better be off to stay, stay in bed and sleep late. (Pay no attention to the gitar there.)

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