Lyrics ZFM – The ZFM Experience

 
The ZFM Experience Lyrics – ZFM

Singer: ZFM
Title: The ZFM Experience

Three, two, one, go!
Hello, everybody
Right next to me
And right across from the table from me

This is (troy)
Um today we’ve got a lot of stuff
To talk about
First topic, e3 have you guys watched e3 yet? (no)

That sh#t was ass, man
I know (battlefiel-)
I don’t even like battlefield bro (it was th-)
It was the first (if you’re a battlefield you might like it though)

I know, yeah it was the first e3 to
Ever be, like explicitly, online right?
Yeah, something like that
Yeah thеy, i thought, i mean most of the time

I-i-it suckеd really badly (yeah like)
If you’re like, like i said like
Battlefield fans liked it, and that’s it
Who do you, what, what conference do you think carried e3?

Battle, battlefield (battlefield?)
Tr- battlefield (no i mean like)
What, what (oh, i don’t know)
I don’t remember, the names of them

*laughter* (i mean th-)
Troy didn’t even watch this sh#t!
*laughter*
I’m either tied between

Xbox/bethesda, or nintendo (oh yeah bethesda!)
Yeah, bethesda’s one was sick
Xbox/bethesda, you di- did you watch nintendo? (no)
Nintendo’s conference was pretty good too

They announced a new warioware game
Oh y-, oh sh-, oh yeah! (yeah they did)
My buddy
Troy, how much do you like warioware

From a scale of one to ten
Two (for real?)
Dude, what the hell? (then why were you)
Then why were you like, ‘oh really?’

I don’t know, just (dude, you’re sweaty as f#ck right now)
*laughter*
We are currently in a garage
We’re in miles’ hot-ass garage

Oh, i thought you were gonna say, ‘we’re in mile’s hot ass’
*laughter*
Alright, um
So, all these crappy games brings me to another topic

League of legends, it suck #ss (it sucks!)
I hate league of legends!
You’re just in
f#ck league of legends!

I hate league of legends so much
It makes me want to die, literally
Same with like dota 2
Like basically every mob, like (moba?)

Yeah, moba game
Whatever they’re called, like
I hate them all (it’s just)
Basic three lanes, i know there’s

So much more i-, to, like, that is
Into the game
Yeah, i just don’t care (yeah i don’t care)
I j-, i just couldn’t care less (i don’t have any)

Time to figure out what the f-
What the hell (yeah)
Each character’s ultimate is
And what their secondary attack is and stuff, no

I need to get a bumper sticker on my car that just says
‘league of legends f#cking sucks’
Yeah
Dude (troy, what do you think about league of legends?)

Sucks
*laughter* (that’s all i have to say)
Have you ever played it?
No, but i’m never gonna

*laughter* (man)
I think, i think i- most
Some part, league of legends sucks because of the um
The only thing i like about league of legends is tyler1

Yeah
Um, what was i gonna say, the word
The word, um, the saturation of the moba market these days
I think is what really takes away from the charm of league of legends and why i hate it

You know all these freaking, um
Paid services that have ‘plus’ after their name, and stuff like that? (yeah?)
Disney+ (oh, like disney+)
Uh, netflix was like the original one, but

Uh yeah, hulu, paramount+ is a new one, did you hear they
They’re making an icarly reboot?
That shit’s ass, dude
Dude, they don’t even have sam (they don’t have sam)

They don’t have, they don’t have, what’s the- (they have gibby though)
No they don’t (oh they don’t?)
They don’t have gibby, that’s the thing (oh, shoot!)
Th- they don’t?

Nevermind (i, yeah)
I looked it up, and there’s no gibby or sam (well that’s because)
Basically they just made gibby take his shirt off in every episode
Yeah they demeaned him

Yeah, they, they legit (now that i look back on icarly)
They legit made a teenager take his shirt off in every single episode (yeah)
That’s kind of weird
And, of course

Sam, for good reason does not want to (yeah)
Do icarly
That reminds me of um
You know michael cera?

Michael cera? (yeah)
He, he uh
Dude, every movie he’s in it’s like
They’re like holding a gun up to him behind like the

*laughter*
Like he looks like he never wanted to become an actor
And that’s why he’s so good at playing like awkward roles (yeah)
’cause like he, dude, he’s like so good at being awkward in movies

It really does make you think about like
Man, all these old nickelodeon shows
They were kinda weird
Mostly because the director, y’know what’s- dan schneider (dan schneider)

Bring all my b#tches back
*laughter*
Like, dan schneider was so freaking weird
And i think that kind of

Had an effect on the actors, right? (yeah)
It had an effect, like um
Drake and josh, recently
f#cking dra- was it drake? (dra-, drake)

Drake belle, yeah was accused of grooming minors at a night club
Bruh what the, wait why are there minors at a night club?
Maybe he brought ’em- i don’t kno- (i don’t know what the!)
Wai- ok for one why is there minors at a night club?

Wai- actually that’s no- that sh#t doesn’t even matter! (it doesn’t matter)
You shouldn’t be f#cking grooming minors, that’s f#cking weird! (yeah)
And, i don’t know if that was, if, if that was a bit of dan schneider rubbing off of, drake belle
*laughter*

But
It probably is! (i don’t know)
Probably he got groomed when he was little so he was like, ‘hey, i’m gonna do this’
Yeah he had him show his feet to, dan schneider (oh)

Shoot (*laughter*)
Callmeca- callm callmecarson (callmecarson)
What is that, uh
That’s what the mask is (and, well i mean, i don’t know)

That’s what the point of the mask is
Michael jackson!
Shut up, bro!
We’re not referencing our own songs (yeah)

In one of our songs that’s a podcast (you know, you know what sucks?)
What?
Salad ii
I know, dude!

This isn’t even in our list of topics (yeah we just)
But salad ii sucks!
Yeah we didn’t even, like wanna bring this up
I just, i just, f#ck salad ii

It is really hot in here
*laughter* (i’m f#ckin’ dying)
Miles, okay
You wanted to talk about boogie2988 before we went on the podcast (oh yeah)

I wanted to talk about boogie2988 pulling a gun (and i don’t)
I don’t really have, a segway for it
Okay boogie2988, f- freaking pulled a gun in a school zone
Because he lives near a school

Yeah but do you think (and)
Do you think he, was, right to pull the gun?
No, this guy is literally coming up to his door, and they went
‘you’re a p#ss#, you’re a p#ss#’

And he pulls a gun
Like, are you for real?
Yeah i do think that’s a little um
Like a little much just say

‘hey, man get off my property’ (a little too much)
And if he doesn’t, call the cops
Like don’t pull a damn gun (and what’s crazy is)
Is he actually shot it into the air too (he did?)

Yeah he did
I don’t kno- (oh yeah he)
I think, i don’t know if this is true
But i think he came to his house multiple times and that’s why he pulled the gun (oh)

But i’m not sure
All i know is he was just calling him a p#ss#
I- i’d say, i say call the cops when someone does that, but i don’t (yeah don’t pull a gun)
There, if there’s a, if there’s a hold your ground law in the state that he lives then (maybe if he had a gun, maybe)

Maybe if he had a gun too
Yeah they could have a old west duel (but the other guy didn’t have a gun)
They could have a old western duel
Outside his house in a school zone

What do you think of this, troy?
I don’t know i didn’t see the video
Oh basically boogie pulls a gun
Shoot i’m f#ckin’ hot

*laughter*
Ayo, this is the end of the pod- (um, no no no no no no!)
You have to say something before (on youtube)
The end of the podcast

Um f#ck b#tches (what?)
Oh (what?)
Don’t you, don’t you
Feminine dominant relationship

Yep, that’s, you heard it right here folks
This is gonna be awkward when anybody i know hears this end part
I’m hoping they don’t listen to this whole song
Because, that’s not true

Just making that clear
Are you sure? (yes!)
Are you sure, okay i don’t wanna gaslight you
Okay (*laughter*)

Check us out on f#cking whatever you want (also)
This has be- we’re actually we’re, we’re everywhere
We’re on youtube, spotify, soundcloud, amazon music (your bedroom)
Um (we’re waiting at the corner of your bed)

Yeah, we’re waiting at the corner of your bed (*laughter*)
Um, if you’re- (oh you gotta)
We’re in your house
Bye (the last episode too)

We’re not gonna do this anymore
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The ZFM Experience – Terjemahan / Translation

Tiga, dua, satu, pergi!
Halo semua
Tepat di sampingku
Dan tepat di seberang meja dari saya

Ini (Troy)
Um hari ini kita punya banyak hal
Berbicara tentang
Topik pertama, E3 Apakah kalian menonton E3? (tidak)

Omong kosong itu adalah pantat, manusia
Saya tahu (Battlefiel-)
Saya bahkan tidak suka Battlefield Bro (itu adalah)
Itu yang pertama (jika Anda medan perang Anda mungkin menyukainya)

Saya tahu, ya itu E3 pertama untuk
Pernah, seperti secara eksplisit, online kan?
Ya, sesuatu seperti itu
Ya mereka, saya pikir, maksud saya sebagian besar waktu

I-i-itu sangat buruk (ya suka)
Jika Anda seperti, seperti yang saya katakan suka
Penggemar Battlefield menyukainya, dan hanya itu
Siapa yang Anda, apa, konferensi apa yang menurut Anda dilakukan E3?

Pertempuran, Battlefield (Battlefield?)
TR-Battlefield (Tidak Maksudku Suka)
Apa, apa (oh, aku tidak tahu)
Saya tidak ingat, nama-nama mereka

* Tawa * (maksud saya th-)
Troy bahkan tidak menonton omong kosong ini!
*tawa*
Saya diikat di antara keduanya

Xbox / Bethesda, atau Nintendo (oh yeah Bethesda!)
Ya, orang Bethesda sakit
Xbox / Bethesda, Anda dapat menonton Nintendo? (tidak)
Konferensi Nintendo juga cukup bagus

Mereka mengumumkan permainan warioware baru
Oh y-, oh sh-, oh yeah! (ya mereka lakukan)
Teman saya
Troy, seberapa besar Anda menyukai warioware

Dari skala satu hingga sepuluh
Dua (nyata?)
Bung, apa? (Lalu mengapa kamu)
Lalu mengapa kamu seperti, ‘oh benarlah?’

Saya tidak tahu, hanya (Bung, kamu berkeringat seperti bercinta sekarang)
*tawa*
Kami saat ini berada di garasi
Kami berada di Garasi Panas Miles

Oh, kupikir kau akan berkata, “KAMI DALAM MILE PANAS ‘MILE’
*tawa*
Baiklah, um.
Jadi, semua game jelek ini membawa saya ke topik lain

League of Legends, itu menghisap pantat (menyebalkan!)
Aku benci liga legenda!
Anda hanya di
Apaan League of Legends!

Aku benci liga legenda begitu banyak
Itu membuat saya ingin mati, secara harfiah
Sama dengan seperti dota 2
Seperti pada dasarnya setiap gerombolan, seperti (Moba?)

Ya, game moba
Apa pun yang disebutnya, seperti
Aku benci mereka semua (itu hanya)
Dasar tiga jalur, saya tahu ada

Jauh lebih banyak I-, ke, seperti itu
Ke dalam permainan
Ya, saya hanya tidak peduli (ya saya tidak peduli)
Saya J-, saya tidak peduli (saya tidak punya)

Waktu untuk mencari tahu apa f-
Apa-apaan (ya)
Setiap karakter ultimate adalah
Dan apa serangan sekunder mereka dan hal-hal, tidak

Saya perlu mendapatkan stiker bumper di mobil saya yang hanya mengatakan
‘League of Legends f#cking Sucks’
Ya
Bung (Troy, apa pendapatmu tentang League of Legends?)

SUCKS.
* Tawa * (hanya itu yang harus saya katakan)
Pernahkah Anda memainkannya?
Tidak, tapi aku tidak akan pernah

* Tawa * (Man)
Saya pikir, saya pikir saya- kebanyakan
Beberapa bagian, League of Legends menyebalkan karena um
Satu-satunya hal yang saya suka tentang liga legenda adalah tyler1

Ya
Um, apa yang akan saya katakan, kata
Kata, um, saturasi pasar moba hari ini
Saya pikir itulah yang benar-benar mengambil dari pesona League of Legends dan mengapa saya membencinya

Anda tahu semua ini ketakutan, um
Layanan berbayar yang memiliki ‘plus’ setelah nama mereka, dan hal-hal seperti itu? (Ya?)
Disney + (Oh, seperti Disney +)
Eh, netflix seperti yang asli, tapi

Uh ya, Hulu, Paramount + adalah yang baru, apakah Anda mendengar mereka
Mereka membuat reboot iCarly?
Pantat sial itu, dude
Bung, mereka bahkan tidak memiliki Sam (mereka tidak punya Sam)

Mereka tidak punya, mereka tidak punya, apa- (mereka memiliki Gibby)
Tidak, mereka tidak (oh mereka tidak?)
Mereka tidak memiliki Gibby, itulah masalahnya (oh, tembak!)
Ini tidak?

Nevermind (i, yeah)
Saya mencarinya, dan tidak ada Gibby atau Sam (baik itu karena)
Pada dasarnya mereka hanya membuat Gibby mengambil bajunya di setiap episode
Ya mereka merendahkannya

Ya, mereka, mereka legit (sekarang aku melihat ke belakang dengan iCarly)
Mereka legit membuat seorang remaja mengambil bajunya di setiap episode (ya)
Itu agak aneh
Dan tentu saja

Sam, karena alasan yang baik tidak mau (ya)
Lakukan iCarly.
Yang mengingatkan saya pada um
Anda tahu Michael Cera?

Michael Cera? (Ya)
Dia, dia uh
Bung, setiap film dia berada di dalamnya
Mereka seperti memegang pistol ke atasnya seperti

*tawa*
Sepertinya dia sepertinya tidak pernah ingin menjadi aktor
Dan itulah sebabnya dia begitu pandai bermain seperti peran canggung (ya)
Karena seperti dia, Bung, dia seperti begitu pandai karena canggung di film

Itu benar-benar membuat Anda berpikir tentang suka
Manusia, semua nickelodeon lama ini menunjukkan
Mereka agak aneh
Sebagian besar karena sutradara, y’cnow What’s-s- Dan Schneider (Dan Schneider)

Bawa semua pelacur saya kembali
*tawa*
Seperti, Dan Schneider begitu aneh aneh
Dan saya pikir semacam itu

Punya efek pada aktor, kan? (Ya)
Itu memiliki efek, seperti um
Drake dan Josh, baru-baru ini
Sialan dra- apakah itu drake? (DRA-, Drake)

Drake Belle, ya dituduh memotong anak di bawah umur di klub malam
Bruh apa, tunggu mengapa ada anak di bawah umur di klub malam?
Mungkin dia membawa mereka – saya tidak tahu apa-apa (saya tidak tahu apa!)
Wai- OK untuk satu mengapa ada anak di bawah umur di klub malam?

WAI- Sebenarnya itu tidak – omong kosong itu bahkan tidak masalah! (Tidak masalah)
Anda seharusnya tidak menjadi anak di bawah umur yang aneh, itu aneh! (Ya)
Dan, saya tidak tahu apakah itu, jika, jika itu sedikit dan Schneider menggosok, Drake Bel
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