The Illinois Enema Bandit Lyrics – Zappa, Frank
Singer: Zappa, Frank
Title: The Illinois Enema Bandit
The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard he’s on the loose
I heard he’s on the loose
Lord, the pitiful screams
Of all them college-educated women . . .
Boy, he’d just be tyin’ ’em up
(They’d be all bound down!)
Just be pumpin’ every one of ’em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin’ every one of ’em up with all the bag fulla
The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice
The Illinois Enema Bandit ! heard it on the news !
I heard it on the news
Bloomington Illinois … he has caused some alarm
Just sneakin’ around there
From farm to farm
Got a rubberized bag
And a hose on his arm
Lookin’ for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
The Illinois Enema Bandit
Some day he’ll have to pay
Some day he’ll have to pay
The police will say, “You’re under arrest!”
And the judge would have him for a special guest
The D.A. will order a secret test
And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest
Then they’ll put out a call for the jury folks
And the judge would say, “No poo-poo jokesl”
Then they’ll drag in the bandit for all to see,
Saying “Don’t nobody have no sympathy . . .
HOT SOAPY WATER in the FIRST DEGREE!”
And the Bandit might say, “Why is everbody always pickin’ on me?”
WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
One girl shout: “Let the Bandit be!”
BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY?
TELL ME, WHAT’S YOUR PLEA?
Another girl shout; “Let fhe friend go free!”
ARE YOU GUILTY?
BANDIT, DID YOU DO THESE DEEDS?
“he Bandit say, “It must be just what they all needs . . ”
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The Illinois Enema Bandit – Terjemahan / Translation
The Illinois Enema Bandit
Saya mendengar dia sedang longgar
Saya mendengar dia sedang longgar
Tuhan, jeritan menyedihkan
Dari semua wanita berpendidikan perguruan tinggi. . .
Anak laki-laki, dia hanya akan menjadi tyin
(Mereka semua terikat!)
Hanya pompa masing-masing dari mereka dengan semua tas penuh
Jus Illinois Enema Bandit
Dia hanya memompa setiap dari mereka dengan semua tas penuh
Jus Illinois Enema Bandit
The Illinois Enema Bandit! Mendengarnya di berita!
Saya mendengarnya di berita
Bloomington Illinois … Dia telah menyebabkan beberapa alarm
Hanya menyelinap di sekitar sana
Dari pertanian ke pertanian
Mendapat tas karet
Dan selang di lengannya
Lookin ‘Untuk beberapa rump co-ed pedesaan
Bahwa dia mungkin ingin memompa
The Illinois Enema Bandit
Suatu hari dia harus membayar
Suatu hari dia harus membayar
Polisi akan berkata, “Kamu ditangkap!”
Dan hakim akan memilikinya untuk tamu istimewa
D.A. akan memesan tes rahasia
Dan mengisi ibu jari kecilnya yang gemuk di sisi rompi-Nya
Maka mereka akan menelepon orang-orang juri
Dan hakim akan berkata, “Tidak ada jokesl poo-poo”
Maka mereka akan menyeret bandit untuk melihat semua untuk dilihat,
Mengatakan “Tidak ada yang tidak punya simpati…
Air sabun panas di tingkat pertama! ”
Dan bandit mungkin berkata, “Mengapa manusia selalu memandu aku?”
Nah, apakah Anda menyebabkan kesengsaraan ini?
Nah, apakah Anda menyebabkan kesengsaraan ini?
Nah, apakah Anda menyebabkan kesengsaraan ini?
Seorang gadis berteriak: “Biarkan bandit menjadi!”
Bandit Apakah Anda bersalah?
Katakan padaku, apa permohonanmu?
Anak perempuan lain berteriak; “Biarkan teman fhe gratis!”
Apakah kamu bersalah?
Bandit, apakah Anda melakukan perbuatan ini?
“Dia bandit berkata,” Pasti hanya apa yang mereka butuhkan. . ”
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Lyrics Zappa, Frank – The Illinois Enema Bandit
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