AD INFINITUM Lyrics – The Stupendium
Singer: The Stupendium
Title: AD INFINITUM
Woah! If it isn’t a Lightner!
Hey hey hey!
Look like you’re {{all alone on a late night?}}
All your friends {{abandoned you for the slime}} you are?
Sales gone down the {{drain}} {{drain}}?
Living in a g#dd#mn garbage can?!
Haeahaeahaeahaeah!
Friend, either you’re {{closing your eyes}}
To {{savings}} you do not wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the calibre of {{discounts}}
Indicated by the presence of a {{heart shaped object}}
In your community
Hey kid, look at you! Right timе, right place
{{Ripe for the picking}} Right monеy in your pocket!
You’re so lucky! Very lucky! Oh so very very lucky!
That you get to be investing in this {{Very Special Product}}
From everybody’s favorite {{number 1 rated salesman}}
{{Circa 1997}} Mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it!
Yes I’m mighty proud to say it! {{Yes sir}}!
Don’t you want to have a little fun {{little sponge}}??
Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum?
Live comfortably {{capital at risk}} {{yum yum}}
Listen up! For the offer only comes just once!
{{Hey chum!}} I can see you’re having violent thoughts
But don’t you wanna wanna be a be a {{big shot!}}
{{Enquire today!}} While the secret’s in stock!
All you gotta do is
I used to be nothing but the email guy
Now I’m the {{It burns! Ow! Stop! Help me! It burns!}} guy!
We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe
We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need
If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee
We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free
Well here’s {{one weird trick discovered by a mom}}
And I’m sure {{number 5 will surprise you!}}
All you’ve ever dreamed of, shining, glistening!
Gotta buckle up! Grab life by the {{silly string}}!
You can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it’s yours!
Eahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn’t listening
See it says just here, right here, last year
On the third of the fourth at five-o-six
You searched cat pics online {{well that’s just fine}}!
Little tippy tap kitty catalyst
Now we have a list
And we’ll guess what every habit is
Wanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran?
You’ll be categorically catatonic
At the catalogue of categories I have at my hands
A {{cavalcade of all your favorite brands}}
An advertism schism cataclysm {{cash on demand}}!
You’d better cancel your plans
{{Cash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper}}!
Wanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine?
Why won’t Mike just call me backgammon?
Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed?
Bed bath? Bath sponge?
Sponge who hates its {{$4.99}} life boat?
Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean?
Bean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket?
Jackdaw? Doorstop?
{{Stop! No, please! Don’t take my furniture!}} Stopwatch?
Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado?
Adderall? Ads are all seeping
Ping pong? Ponchos?
Choke chains? Chainsaws?
Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat?
Well you wanna be a {{big shot!}} don’t you?
Don’t you wanna be the {{next big thing}}?
You can do it! Yes it’s true it’s really true
There’s nothing to it, I can prove it
Hear the registers ring!
Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring
You’re kidding? It’s for you
{{Garbage noise}} Wanna know a secret…?
Soon I’ll even surpass that damned {{clown around town!}}
We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe
We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need
If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee
We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free
Holy {{cungadero}} there you {{funky}} little {{worm}}
You seem unaware of all the money you could earn
If you wanna get the gold
Well there is stuff you gotta learn
Milk the humans of their kindness
Then there’s {{butter to be churned}}
You. Want. It. Need. It
Don’t. You. See?
But if you wanna make your screen green
You’re gonna need my Kromer key
Yes you’ve got trouble my friend {{whadayatalk?}}
Right here in Cyber City!
See I used to be a {{top notch}} {{big shot!}}
Best deals! Best wheels! Best {{best prices in the tri-state area}}
But you can get it back! Ha ha ha! Yes you can!
All you gotta do is follow through my {{twelve step plan}}
Bigger, bigger, better like the telephone was telling me
{{You gotta know the territory!}} Spend a hand, lend a grand
Who’s gonna patronize a little bitty
Two by four kinda store anymore?
Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go!
Make a deal! {{Big deal}} {{High score!}} {{Our store is closing}}
Hot tip! Drop shipping! 4, 3, 2, 1!
Not skipping offers wired into your inbox
Swing by the gift shop! Think of the {{big shot!}}
All this and more, click
Can anyone hear me?
Help…
Mike…
Mike?
We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe
We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need
If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee
We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free
{{Insurance!}} Know that I’m the best in policy!
{{Honestly}} do you want to end in poverty?
Buddy, I’m the one to help invest it properly!
I’m here to talk about {{extended warranty}}!
It’s a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance
First day, half price, fire sale like never before!
And it’s there to explore, when you step in the door
The very model of a modern major general store!
But the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it
Those who have it really have it
If you haven’t, well you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it
Now the haven’ts haven’t had it and the haves are very glad its
Just the haven’ts that’re lacking what they’re having
Now the ads have got the traffic
And we’ve grabbed your demographic
So you’re packing up your basket
Cos your dad has gotta have it
He’ll be sad if you don’t wrap it with a tag, it’ll be tragic
So you’re manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic
Seems that everybody has it, man you really gotta have it
So you get it, you’re ecstatic, but a crackle in the static
And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic
So you trash it then you get back into your car cos you don’t have it
And the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it
Those who have it really have it
If you haven’t, well you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it
Now the haven’ts haven’t had it and the hads are very glad its
{{Hochi mama}} what a mouthful!
In the {{encyclopedia of}} {{being afraid}}
There ain’t nothing to be scared of till there’s fees to be paid
There’s deals to be made with {{seasonal savings}}!
Regional ratings are lethally fading
Screaming and raving, ceaseless appraising
Legally grey but sweet with the phrasing
Feet in the grave but gleefully trading
Feeding the cravings, eat {{little plaything}}
Deal so good I’ll {$!$$} myself
Feeding the cravings, eat {{little plaything}}
Feeding the cravings, eat {{little plaything}}
I can feel that {smooth taste} already!
Feeding the cravings, eat {{little plaything}}
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AD INFINITUM – Terjemahan / Translation
Wow! Jika itu bukan peternakan!
Hei hei hei!
Sepertinya Anda {{sendirian di larut malam?}}
Semua teman Anda {{meninggalkan Anda untuk lendir}} Anda?
Penjualan turun {{drain}} {{drain}}?
Tinggal di Sampah g#dd#mn?!
Haeaehaaahaeah!
Teman, baik Anda {{menutup mata Anda}}
Untuk {{tabungan}} Anda tidak ingin mengakui
Atau Anda tidak mengetahui kaliber {{diskon}}}
Ditunjukkan oleh keberadaan {{objek berbentuk hati}}
Di komunitas Anda
Hai Kid, lihat kamu! Tim kanan, tempat yang tepat
{{RIPE UNTUK PEMILIH}} Benar di saku Anda!
Kamu sangat beruntung! Sangat beruntung! Oh, sangat sangat beruntung!
Anda dapat berinvestasi dalam {{produk yang sangat istimewa} ini}}
Dari semua orang favorit {{number 1 peringkat salesman}}}
{{Circa 1997}} perkasa bangga mengatakannya! Mighty bangga mengatakannya!
Ya, saya sangat bangga mengatakannya! {{Ya pak}}!
Apakah Anda tidak ingin bersenang-senang {{spons kecil}} ??
Sedikit sesuatu untuk memetik Anda dari glum hamdrum?
Hidup dengan nyaman {{modal berisiko}} {{yum yum}}}
Dengarkan! Untuk penawaran itu hanya datang sekali saja!
{{Hey chum!}} Saya bisa melihat Anda mengalami pemikiran kekerasan
Tetapi jangan Anda ingin menjadi {{Big Shot!}}
{{Bertanya hari ini!}} Sedangkan rahasia dalam stok!
Yang harus Anda lakukan adalah
Saya dulu bukan apa-apa selain pria email
Sekarang saya {{itu terbakar! ! Berhenti! Tolong aku! Itu membakar!}} Guy!
Kami tidak pernah memperbaiki tawar-menawar, kami punya penawaran yang tidak akan Anda percayai
Kami dapat memberi tahu Anda apa yang Anda inginkan sebelum Anda menyadari apa yang Anda butuhkan
Jika Anda akan memaafkan kami jargon inilah jaminan kami yang gelap
Kami mengambil uang tunai atau kartu atau kredit, tetapi kami akan mengambil hati Anda secara gratis
Nah inilah {{satu trik aneh ditemukan oleh seorang ibu}}
Dan saya yakin {{Number 5 akan mengejutkan Anda!}}
Semua yang pernah Anda impikan, bersinar, berkilau!
Harus gesper! Raih Kehidupan dengan {{Silly String}}!
Anda dapat memilikinya! Anda dapat memilikinya! Ucapkan Firman, itu milikmu!
Eahaehaehaehaeh! Saya tidak mendengarkan
Lihat katanya di sini, di sini, tahun lalu
Pada yang ketiga dari keempat pada lima-O-enam
Anda mencari Pics Cat Online {{baik itu baik-baik saja}}!
Little Tippy Tap Kitty Catalyst
Sekarang kami memiliki daftar
Dan kami akan menebak apa kebiasaan itu
Ingin membeli Flap Cat? Makanan kucing? Mengejar? Catalamaran?
Anda akan menjadi katatonik secara kategoris
Pada katalog kategori yang saya miliki di tangan saya
A {{cavalcade dari semua merek favorit Anda}}
Schism Advertism Cataclysm {{Cash on Demand}}!
Anda sebaiknya membatalkan rencana Anda
{{Uang tunai untuk kerupuk dan acar dan flypaper}}!
Ingin membeli kucing mewah? Mainan mewah? Kotak mainan? Anggur kotak?
Mengapa Mike tidak akan memanggil saya backgammon?
Ham dan telur? Kursi telur? Kursi tempat tidur?
Tidur mandi? Spons mandi?
Sponge yang membenci {{$ 4,99}} Boat Life?
Sepatu perahu? Tali sepatu? Kacang buncis?
Bean bag? Bagpipes? Bom pipa? Jaket bomber?
JackDAW? Pintu berhenti?
{{Berhenti! Tolong! Jangan mengambil furnitur saya!}} Stopwatch?
Penjaga? Kerah anjing? Colorado?
Adderall? Iklan semuanya merembes
Pingpong? Ponco?
Choke rantai? Gergaji?
Swordfish-Shish Kebab-Bobcat?
Nah, Anda ingin menjadi {{Big Shot!}} Bukan?
Apakah kamu tidak ingin menjadi {{hal besar berikutnya}}?
Kamu bisa melakukannya! Ya itu benar itu benar
Tidak ada apa-apa untuk itu, saya bisa membuktikannya
Dengarkan Register Cincin!
Cincin. Cincin. Cincin. Cincin. Cincin. Cincin. Cincin. Cincin. Cincin
Kamu bercanda? Itu untuk Anda
{{Noise sampah}} Ingin tahu rahasia …?
Segera saya bahkan akan melampaui yang terkutuk {{badut di sekitar kota!}}
Kami tidak pernah memperbaiki tawar-menawar, kami punya penawaran yang tidak akan Anda percayai
Kami dapat memberi tahu Anda apa yang Anda inginkan sebelum Anda menyadari apa yang Anda butuhkan
Jika Anda akan memaafkan kami jargon inilah jaminan kami yang gelap
Kami mengambil uang tunai atau kartu atau kredit, tetapi kami akan mengambil hati Anda secara gratis
Suci {{cungadero}} begitasi {{funky}} little {{worm}}}
Anda tampaknya tidak menyadari semua uang yang bisa Anda hasilkan
Jika Anda ingin mendapatkan emas
Baik ada hal-hal yang harus Anda pelajari
Susu manusia dari kebaikan mereka
Lalu ada {{butter to be churned}}
Anda. Ingin. Dia. Membutuhkan. Dia
Jangan. Anda. Melihat?
Tetapi jika Anda ingin membuat layar hijau Anda
Anda akan membutuhkan kunci kromer saya
Ya Anda punya masalah teman saya {{whadayatk?}}
Di sini, di Cyber City!
Lihat saya dulu {{top notch}} {{big shot!}}
Penawaran terbaik! Roda terbaik! Terbaik {{harga terbaik di area tri-state}}
Tetapi Anda bisa mendapatkannya kembali! Ha ha ha! Ya kamu bisa!
Yang harus Anda lakukan adalah mengikuti {{Dwelve Step Plan}}}}
Lebih besar, lebih besar, lebih baik seperti telepon memberitahuku
{{Kamu harus tahu wilayahnya!}} Habiskan tangan, pinjamkan
Siapa yang akan menggurui sedikit bitty
Dua dengan empat toko agak lagi?
Harus pergi! Harus dapat! Harus terus dan pergi!
Membuat kesepakatan! {{}}} {{Skor tinggi!}} {{Toko kami ditutup}}
Tip panas! Pengiriman drop! 4, 3, 2, 1!
Tidak Melewati Penawaran Kabel ke Kotak Masuk Anda
Ayunan oleh toko suvenir! Pikirkan {{Big Shot!}}
Semua ini dan banyak lagi, klik
Adakah yang bisa mendengar saya?
Membantu…
Mike …
Mike?
Kami tidak pernah memperbaiki tawar-menawar, kami punya penawaran yang tidak akan Anda percayai
Kami dapat memberi tahu Anda apa yang Anda inginkan sebelum Anda menyadari apa yang Anda butuhkan
Jika Anda akan memaafkan kami jargon inilah jaminan kami yang gelap
Kami mengambil uang tunai atau kartu atau kredit, tetapi kami akan mengambil hati Anda secara gratis
{{Asuransi!}} Tahu bahwa aku be
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Lyrics The Stupendium – AD INFINITUM
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