Water Lyrics – Steven Wright
Singer: Steven Wright
Title: Water
I got up this morning. i couldn’t find my socks, so i called information. i said, “hello, information?” she said, “yes?” i said, “i can’t find my socks.” she said, “they’re behind the couch.” and they were
I’m tired of calling up the movies and listening to that recording of what’s playing, so i bought the album
Last time i went to the movies, i was thrown out for bringing my own food in. my argument was, “the concession stand prices are outrageous! besides, i haven’t had a barbecue in a long time.”
Went to the 〈.?.〉, “adults, $5; children, $2.50”. i said, “alright. give me two boys and a girl.”
One time, i went to the drive-in in a cab. movie cost me $95
I went in to a place to eat. it said, “breakfast any time.” so i ordered french toast during the renaissance
One time, right in the middle of a job interview, i took out a book and i started reading. the guy said, “what the hell are you doing?” i said, “let me ask you one question. if you were in a vehicle and you were traveling at the speed of light and then you turned your lights on, would they do anything?” he said, “i don’t know.” i said, “forget it then. i don’t wanna work for you.”
Every night, i go home and i stare at my rug and i try to move it using telekinesis. been doing that every night for eight years. the rug hasn’t moved an inch. the rest of the house is gone
A while ago, i was in las vegas. i was at the roulette table having a furious argument over what i considered an odd number
That’s pretty funny
I bought some powdered water, but i don’t know what to add
I spilled spot remover on my dog. now, he’s gone
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Water – Terjemahan / Translation
Saya bangun pagi ini. Saya tidak dapat menemukan kaus kaki saya, jadi saya menelepon informasi. Saya berkata, “Halo, informasi?” dia berkata ya?” Saya berkata, “Saya tidak dapat menemukan kaus kaki saya.” Dia berkata, “Mereka di belakang sofa.” dan mereka
Saya lelah memanggil bioskop dan mendengarkan rekaman apa yang diputar, jadi saya membeli album
Terakhir kali saya pergi ke bioskop, saya dikeluarkan karena membawa makanan sendiri. Argumen saya adalah, “Harga stand konsesi keterlaluan! Selain itu, saya sudah lama tidak memiliki barbekyu.”
Pergi ke 〈.? Amar, “orang dewasa, $ 5; anak -anak, $ 2,50”. Saya berkata, “Baiklah. Beri saya dua anak laki -laki dan perempuan.”
Suatu kali, saya pergi ke drive-in dengan taksi. Biaya film saya $ 95
Saya pergi ke tempat makan. Dikatakan, “Sarapan kapan saja.” Jadi saya memesan roti panggang Prancis selama Renaissance
Suatu kali, tepat di tengah wawancara kerja, saya mengambil buku dan saya mulai membaca. Pria itu berkata, “Apa yang kamu lakukan?” Saya berkata, “Biarkan saya mengajukan satu pertanyaan. Jika Anda berada di dalam kendaraan dan Anda bepergian dengan kecepatan cahaya dan kemudian Anda menyalakan lampu, apakah mereka akan melakukan sesuatu?” Dia berkata, “Saya tidak tahu.” Aku berkata, “Lupakan saja. Aku tidak ingin bekerja untukmu.”
Setiap malam, saya pulang dan menatap karpet saya dan saya mencoba memindahkannya menggunakan telekinesis. telah melakukan itu setiap malam selama delapan tahun. Karpet belum bergerak satu inci. Sisa rumah hilang
Beberapa waktu yang lalu, saya berada di Las Vegas. Saya berada di meja roulette yang memiliki argumen marah tentang apa yang saya anggap sebagai angka ganjil
Itu sangat lucu
Saya membeli air bubuk, tapi saya tidak tahu harus menambahkan apa
Saya menumpahkan penghapus spot pada anjing saya. Sekarang, dia pergi
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Lyrics Steven Wright – Water
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