Jiggs Casey Lyrics – Steven Wright
Singer: Steven Wright
Title: Jiggs Casey
Got on an elevator and this old guy got on with me and i was over near the buttons. i pushed #4 and i said, “where you going?” he said, “phoenix.”
So i pushed ‘phoenix’. doors opened. two tumbleweeds blew on. we stepped off. we were in downtown phoenix. and i said, “you know, you’re the kind of guy i’d really like to hang around with.”
He said, “well, i’m going out to the desert. you wanna go?” i said, “sure.” so we hopped in his car and started driving out to the desert. he told me he spent most of his life working on a research project for the government trying to find out who financed the pyramids
Worked on it 30 years and they paid him an incredible amount of money. he told them he was pretty sure… it was a guy named eddie
I said, “yeah?” he said, “you’re 62 bank payments behind. we found out today from the institute you attended that they received none of the $17,000 we loaned you. we’d really like to know what you did with it.”
I said, “well, mr. haines, i’m not gonna lie to you. i gave the money to my friend jiggs casey and he built a nuclear weapon with it. and i’d really appreciate it if you wouldn’t call me anymore.”
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I have several hobbies which i enjoy to the fullest. i have a large seashell collection, which i keep scattered on the beaches all over the world. maybe you’ve seen it
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I also collect rare photographs. i have two very rare photographs. one is a picture of houdini locking his keys in his car. the other one is a rare photograph of norman rockwell beating up a child
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I was in the museum of natural history in new york. accidentally walked into the ladies’ room. said, “sorry, i thought this was an exhibit.”
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They get all upset. women. can’t live with ’em, can’t shoot ’em
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Jiggs Casey – Terjemahan / Translation
Mengambil lift dan orang tua ini melanjutkan dengan saya dan saya sudah dekat tombol. Saya mendorong #4 dan saya berkata, “Kemana Anda pergi?” Dia berkata, “Phoenix.”
Jadi saya mendorong ‘Phoenix’. pintu terbuka. Dua Tumbleweeds menyala. Kami melangkah. Kami berada di pusat kota Phoenix. Dan saya berkata, “Anda tahu, Anda adalah tipe pria yang sangat ingin saya kenal.”
Dia berkata, “Yah, aku akan pergi ke padang pasir. Kamu ingin pergi?” Saya berkata, “Tentu.” Jadi kami melompat di mobilnya dan mulai mengemudi ke padang pasir. Dia mengatakan kepada saya bahwa dia menghabiskan sebagian besar hidupnya mengerjakan proyek penelitian untuk pemerintah mencoba mencari tahu siapa yang membiayai piramida
Mengerjakannya 30 tahun dan mereka membayarnya dengan jumlah uang yang luar biasa. Dia memberi tahu mereka bahwa dia cukup yakin … itu adalah seorang pria bernama Eddie
Saya berkata, “Ya?” Dia berkata, “Anda 62 pembayaran bank di belakang. Kami mengetahui hari ini dari Institute yang Anda hadiri bahwa mereka tidak menerima $ 17.000 kami meminjamkan Anda. Kami benar -benar ingin tahu apa yang Anda lakukan dengannya.”
Saya berkata, “Yah, Tuan Haines, saya tidak akan berbohong kepada Anda. Saya memberikan uang kepada teman saya Jiggs Casey dan dia membangun senjata nuklir dengan itu. Dan saya akan sangat menghargainya jika Anda tidak mau menelepon saya lagi. ”
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Saya memiliki beberapa hobi yang saya nikmati sepenuhnya. Saya memiliki koleksi kerang yang besar, yang saya terus berserakan di pantai -pantai di seluruh dunia. Mungkin Anda sudah melihatnya
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Saya juga mengumpulkan foto -foto langka. Saya memiliki dua foto yang sangat langka. Salah satunya adalah gambar Houdini yang mengunci kuncinya di mobilnya. Yang lain adalah foto langka Norman Rockwell memukuli seorang anak
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Saya berada di Museum Sejarah Alam di New York. Secara tidak sengaja berjalan ke kamar wanita. berkata, “Maaf, saya pikir ini adalah pameran.”
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Mereka semua kesal. wanita. tidak bisa hidup dengan mereka, tidak bisa menembak mereka
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