Dog Stay Lyrics – Steven Wright
Singer: Steven Wright
Title: Dog Stay
Recently, i was walking my dog around my building… on the ledge
A lot of people are afraid of heights. not me. i’m afraid of widths
I have a three-year-old dog. i named him stay
He was a lot of fun when he was a puppy ’cause i’d call him, and i’d say, “c’mere, stay! c’mere, stay!” and he would go…
He’s a lot smarter than that now. now, when i call him, he’ll just ignore me and keep on typing
He’s an east german shepherd. very, very disciplined
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Last night, i was in a bar and i walked up to this beautiful woman and i said, “do you live around here often?”
She said, “you’rе wearing two different color socks.”
I said, “yеs, but to me, they’re the same ’cause i go by thickness.”
And she said, “how do you feel?”
And i said, “well, you know when you’re sitting on a chair and you lean back so you’re just on two legs and then you lean too far and you almost fall over, but just at the last second, you catch yourself? i feel like that all the time.”
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I have a map of the united states that’s the actual size
It says, “one mile = one mile”
When people ask where i live, i say, “e5.”
Last summer, i folded it
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My girlfriend has a queen size bed and i have a court jester size bed
It’s red and green and has bells on it
The ends curl up
I woke up one morning. she asked me if i slept good. i said, “no, i made a few mistakes.”
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I got a postcard from my best friend george. it was a satellite picture of the entire earth and on the back, he wrote, “wish you were here.”
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Dog Stay – Terjemahan / Translation
Baru -baru ini, saya berjalan anjing saya di sekitar gedung saya … di langkan
Banyak orang takut ketinggian. bukan saya. Saya takut lebar
Saya memiliki anjing berusia tiga tahun. Saya menamainya tetap tinggal
Dia sangat menyenangkan ketika dia masih anak anjing karena aku akan meneleponnya, dan aku akan berkata, “C’mere, tetap! C’mere, tetap!” Dan dia akan pergi …
Dia jauh lebih pintar dari itu sekarang. Sekarang, ketika saya meneleponnya, dia akan mengabaikan saya dan terus mengetik
Dia seorang gembala Jerman Timur. Sangat, sangat disiplin
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Tadi malam, saya berada di sebuah bar dan saya berjalan ke wanita cantik ini dan saya berkata, “Apakah Anda sering tinggal di sini?”
Dia berkata, “Kamu memakai dua kaus kaki warna yang berbeda.”
Saya berkata, “Kau, tapi bagiku, mereka sama karena aku pergi dengan ketebalan.”
Dan dia berkata, “Bagaimana perasaanmu?”
Dan saya berkata, “Baiklah, Anda tahu ketika Anda duduk di kursi dan Anda bersandar sehingga Anda hanya dengan dua kaki dan kemudian Anda bersandar terlalu jauh dan Anda hampir jatuh, tetapi hanya pada detik terakhir, Anda menangkap dirimu sendiri? Aku merasa seperti itu sepanjang waktu. ”
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Saya memiliki peta Amerika Serikat yang merupakan ukuran sebenarnya
Dikatakan, “satu mil = satu mil”
Ketika orang bertanya di mana saya tinggal, saya berkata, “E5.”
Musim panas lalu, saya melipatnya
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Pacar saya memiliki tempat tidur ukuran queen dan saya memiliki tempat tidur ukuran jester pengadilan
Itu merah dan hijau dan memiliki lonceng di atasnya
Ujungnya meringkuk
Saya bangun suatu pagi. Dia bertanya apakah saya tidur nyenyak. Saya berkata, “Tidak, saya membuat beberapa kesalahan.”
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Saya mendapat kartu pos dari sahabat saya George. Itu adalah gambaran satelit dari seluruh bumi dan di belakang, dia menulis, “Berharap kamu ada di sini.”
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Lyrics Steven Wright – Dog Stay
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