Essex is Crap Lyrics – Spitting Image
Singer: Spitting Image
Title: Essex is Crap
★ Verse 1 ★
Kent is renowned as the Garden of England
In Cornwall there’s a lot to be seen
Sussex has wonderful coastal resorts
And Devon has beautiful cream
★ Verse 2 ★
Lancashire has its famous sausages
Yorkshire, the best beer on tap
But the county of Essex is different
Essex is just crap
★ Chorus 1 ★
Essex, Essex – Essex is crap
It’s an absolute abomination
Essex – may it fall off the map
It’s a boil on the bum of the nation
★ Verse 3 ★
We all cover our houses in stone cladding
Satellite dishes are always in sight
Essex is wherе Steve Davis comes from
Which provеs he’s got to be sh#te
★ Verse 4 ★
Most of our mates here are crooked
People get shot in the street
But apart from that we’re the nicest
Bunch you’d wish to meet
★ Chorus 2 ★
Essex, Essex – what is it for?
We can’t think of anywhere viler
Essex, where there’s mobiles galore
And in every dream home, a rottweiler
★ Verse 5 ★
Where you find the likes of Norman Tebbit go
Where page 3 girls buy their mum a bungalow
Where we get “Rocky V” out on video
Oh yes, that’s Essex, man
★ Verse 6 ★
If you think it’s really posh to drink Malibu
If you need a calculator to count to two
If you think the stories in the Sunday Sport are true
Then you’re an Essex man
Yes, you’re an Essex man
★ Chorus 3 ★
Essex – may it go up in smoke
It’s about as much fun as a tumour
Essex people can’t take a joke
They’ve absolutely no sense of humour
★ Bridge ★
Shell suits, blood sports
Union Jack boxer shorts
Lucozade, Daily Star
Garfield stuck in the back of your car
White socks, grey penny loafers
Camcorders, World of Leather Sofas
Dodgy motors, Burgers ‘n’ Pizza
Karaoke, Timeshare in Ibiza
Coal effect fires, designer beer
Polluted coast, Southend Pier
Are here, here, here – in Essex
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Essex is Crap – Terjemahan / Translation
★ ayat 1 ★
Kent terkenal sebagai Taman Inggris
Di Cornwall ada banyak hal yang bisa dilihat
Sussex memiliki resor pantai yang indah
Dan Devon memiliki krim yang indah
★ ayat 2 ★
Lancashire memiliki sosis yang terkenal
Yorkshire, bir terbaik di keran
Tapi daerah Essex berbeda
Essex hanya omong kosong
★ Chorus 1 ★
Essex, Essex – Essex adalah omong kosong
Ini adalah kekejian mutlak
Essex – Semoga jatuh dari peta
Ini mendidih di gelandangan bangsa
★ ayat 3 ★
Kami semua menutupi rumah -rumah kami di kelongsong batu
Rangkai satelit selalu terlihat
Essex berasal dari mana Steve Davis berasal
Yang membuktikan dia harus sh#te
★ ayat 4 ★
Sebagian besar teman kita di sini bengkok
Orang tertembak di jalan
Tapi terlepas dari itu kita yang terbaik
Bunch yang ingin Anda temui
★ Chorus 2 ★
Essex, Essex – untuk apa?
Kita tidak bisa memikirkan di mana saja viler
Essex, di mana ada ponsel yang berlimpah
Dan di setiap rumah impian, seorang rottweiler
★ ayat 5 ★
Kemana Anda menemukan orang -orang seperti Norman Tebbit pergi
Di mana Page 3 Girls Membeli Bungalow Ibu Mereka
Di mana kita mendapatkan “rocky v” keluar di video
Oh ya, itu Essex, kawan
★ ayat 6 ★
Jika Anda pikir itu benar -benar mewah untuk minum Malibu
Jika Anda membutuhkan kalkulator untuk menghitung ke dua
Jika Anda pikir cerita dalam olahraga Minggu itu benar
Maka Anda seorang pria Essex
Ya, Anda seorang pria Essex
★ Chorus 3 ★
Essex – semoga itu naik asap
Ini sama menyenangkannya dengan tumor
Orang Essex tidak bisa bercanda
Mereka sama sekali tidak memiliki selera humor
★ Bridge ★
Setelan Shell, Olahraga Darah
Celana pendek Union Jack Boxer
Lucozade, Daily Star
Garfield terjebak di belakang mobil Anda
Kaus kaki putih, sepatu penny abu -abu
Camcorder, dunia sofa kulit
Motor Dodgy, Burgers ‘n’ Pizza
Karaoke, Timeshare di Ibiza
Kebakaran efek batubara, bir desainer
Pantai yang tercemar, Dermaga Southend
Di sini, di sini, di sini – di Essex
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Lyrics Spitting Image – Essex is Crap
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