Poopquake Lyrics – My Toilet Is Clogged
Singer: My Toilet Is Clogged
Title: Poopquake
I took a gigantic huge really big sh#t
A sh#t so big that it’s impossible to lift
A sh#t so big that it made the earth’s plates shift
The impact so hard that it made a big rift
It was like a huge asteroid coming from space
It fell to the earth and made the ground shake
I jolted awake and saw the toilet break
I felt the tremble and knew it was an earthquake
The ground started shaking very fiercely
The bathroom floor was being damaged severely
I heard people panicking outside near me
I needed to get out of the bathroom clearly
I tried to get up but i was paralyzed
I had so many cramps in my arms and thighs
And my #ss was bleeding from the shit’s size
There was no way i would escape i realized
That was when i knew i was in real trouble
The floor started to strongly crack and rumble
I could hear the building starting to crumble
Before i knew it i was buried in rubble
I was on the ground after the building collapsed
I was buried under all these metal scraps
And i could feel the earth starting to crack
But i wasn’t able to get out ’cause i was trapped
I could hear screaming coming from the town
I could hear all of the buildings falling down
I was almost going deaf from all the loud sounds
All while i was buried under the metal mound
Later that day i was eventually saved
The firemen rescued me from the metal grave
I was able to make it out of there unscathed
But i still feel like i did something depraved
’cause i can’t help but feel really guilty
Everything in town was destroyed because of me
Everyone else got trapped under the debris
And there were so many deaths and injuries
I ruined so many people’s lives today
Tomorrow i need to talk to dr. gay
Having constipation is no longer okay
I need to get something to make it go away
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Poopquake – Terjemahan / Translation
Saya mengambil omong kosong besar yang sangat besar
Omong kosong yang begitu besar sehingga tidak mungkin diangkat
Omong kosong yang begitu besar sehingga membuat piring bumi bergeser
Dampaknya sangat sulit sehingga membuat keretakan besar
Itu seperti asteroid besar yang datang dari luar angkasa
Itu jatuh ke bumi dan membuat tanah bergetar
Aku tersentak bangun dan melihat toilet pecah
Saya merasakan gemetar dan tahu itu adalah gempa bumi
Tanah mulai gemetar sangat keras
Lantai kamar mandi rusak parah
Saya mendengar orang -orang panik di luar di dekat saya
Saya perlu keluar dari kamar mandi dengan jelas
Saya mencoba bangun tetapi saya lumpuh
Saya memiliki begitu banyak kram di pelukan dan paha saya
Dan pantatku berdarah dari ukuran kotoran
Tidak mungkin saya akan melarikan diri yang saya sadari
Saat itulah saya tahu saya berada dalam masalah nyata
Lantai mulai retak dan bergemuruh
Saya bisa mendengar bangunan mulai hancur
Sebelum saya menyadarinya, saya dimakamkan di puing -puing
Saya berada di tanah setelah bangunan itu runtuh
Saya dimakamkan di bawah semua sisa logam ini
Dan saya bisa merasakan bumi mulai retak
Tapi saya tidak bisa keluar karena saya terjebak
Saya bisa mendengar teriakan datang dari kota
Saya bisa mendengar semua bangunan jatuh
Saya hampir tuli dari semua suara keras
Semuanya saat saya dimakamkan di bawah gundukan logam
Kemudian pada hari itu saya akhirnya diselamatkan
Petugas pemadam kebakaran menyelamatkan saya dari kuburan logam
Saya bisa keluar dari sana tanpa cedera
Tapi saya masih merasa seperti melakukan sesuatu yang bejat
Karena aku tidak bisa tidak merasa bersalah
Segala sesuatu di kota dihancurkan karena saya
Semua orang terperangkap di bawah puing -puing
Dan ada begitu banyak kematian dan cedera
Saya menghancurkan begitu banyak kehidupan orang hari ini
Besok saya perlu berbicara dengan Dr. gay
Mengalami sembelit tidak lagi baik -baik saja
Saya perlu mendapatkan sesuatu untuk membuatnya hilang
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Lyrics My Toilet Is Clogged – Poopquake
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