The Peddler: A Half-Assed Translation Lyrics – Kobi LaCroix
Singer: Kobi LaCroix
Title: The Peddler: A Half-Assed Translation
Ladies and men, may I have your attention
Do you have a yen for amazing deals?
I’ve got a bike, at a price you’ll like
Please provide your own handlebars and wheels
Plastic mustaches, my grandmother’s ashes
A cute and cuddly teddy bear, filled with knives!
Onion scented cologne for men
If your wives take offense, you can buy new wives
Tainted nighties, finger traps (snap!)
Christ almighty, look at this crap!
Hey, I can tell you’re a thrifty consumer
And I’ve got some bargains you can’t ignore
Don’t be fickle, they must go quickly
Because they were nicked from a Target store
I’ve got a crate full of horse p#rn and vodka
Twelve left gloves, and half a hula hoop
Candy bars made of twigs and tar
Here’s an authentic jar of Pushkin’s poop!
Bolex watches, painted gold
Summer sausage, twenty years old
Bootleg Simpsons DVDs
Cotton candy, covered with bees
Hey, look at this! A Nintendo Genesis!
The console’s busted, but the gun still works! (Bang!)
I’ve got smokes and booze! A bucket full of shoes!
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The Peddler: A Half-Assed Translation – Terjemahan / Translation
Heman dan laki -laki, bolehkah saya menarik perhatian Anda
Apakah Anda memiliki yen untuk penawaran luar biasa?
Saya punya sepeda, dengan harga yang Anda sukai
Harap berikan setang dan roda Anda sendiri
Kumis plastik, abu nenek saya
Teddy Bear yang lucu dan diemong, diisi dengan pisau!
Bawang beraroma cologne untuk pria
Jika istri Anda tersinggung, Anda dapat membeli istri baru
Nonesis Noda, Perangkap Jari (Snap!)
Kristus Yang Mahakuasa, lihat omong kosong ini!
Hei, saya dapat memberi tahu Anda konsumen yang hemat
Dan saya mendapat beberapa penawaran yang tidak dapat Anda abaikan
Jangan berubah -ubah, mereka harus pergi dengan cepat
Karena mereka diturunkan dari toko target
Saya punya peti penuh p#rno kuda dan vodka
Dua belas sarung tangan kiri, dan setengah hula hoop
Permen batang terbuat dari ranting dan tar
Ini toples otentik dari kotoran Pushkin!
Bolex Watches, dicat emas
Sosis musim panas, berusia dua puluh tahun
DVD Bootleg Simpsons
Permen kapas, ditutupi dengan lebah
Hei, lihat ini! Kejadian Nintendo!
Konsol itu rusak, tetapi pistolnya masih berfungsi! (Bang!)
Saya punya asap dan minuman keras! Bucket penuh sepatu!
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Lyrics Kobi LaCroix – The Peddler: A Half-Assed Translation
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