Good News For Senior Citizens Lyrics – Ears For Eyes
Singer: Ears For Eyes
Title: Good News For Senior Citizens
Have you heard the one about the shirtless freak?
He liked to siphon gas tanks when he needed a drink
He pranced around the flames like an epileptic mouse
No one could forgive him for burning down that house
When the hearse departed
The great fall started
Ed was incredibly broken-hearted
Gilbert was expendable, I sadly shall suppose
I guess that’s how Bible stories go
Have you heard the one about the withered hag?
She lived in her bed, and pissed into a bag
She pressed random buttons on the ceiling fan remote
And called the police, thinking her TV was broke
Have you heard the one about the senile fool?
He hunched over laughing and fell from his barstool
He stood in the light of the cathedral’s stained glass
And laid on the altar, until the anger passes
When the sparks were flying
Ted was crucifying
Yellowed rats, while all those men weren’t dying
Gilbert was expendable, although I won’t admit
He’d had enough of all our pointless sh#t
Who can blame the man for
Screaming at Abraham the
Man in white had tranquilized his only friend
Gilbert never realized it was right under his nose
But I guess that’s how Bible stories go
And I guess that’s how Bible stories go
And I guess that’s how Bible stories go
Guess that’s how Bible stories go (laughter)
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Good News For Senior Citizens – Terjemahan / Translation
Pernahkah Anda mendengar yang aneh?
Dia suka menyedot tangki bensin saat dia membutuhkan minuman
Dia berjingkrak di sekitar api seperti tikus epilepsi
Tidak ada yang bisa memaafkannya karena membakar rumah itu
Saat jenazah berangkat
The Great Fall dimulai
Ed sangat patah hati
Gilbert bisa dihabiskan, sayangnya saya akan mengira
Saya kira itulah cerita Alkitab
Pernahkah Anda mendengar tentang Hag yang layu?
Dia tinggal di tempat tidurnya, dan kesal ke dalam tas
Dia menekan tombol acak pada remote kipas langit -langit
Dan menelepon polisi, berpikir TV -nya rusak
Pernahkah Anda mendengar orang yang pikun itu?
Dia membungkuk karena tertawa dan jatuh dari kursi barnya
Dia berdiri di bawah cahaya kaca patri Katedral
Dan diletakkan di atas altar, sampai kemarahan berlalu
Saat percikan terbang
Ted menyalibkan
Tikus yang menguning, s#mentara semua pria itu tidak sekarat
Gilbert bisa dibuang, meskipun saya tidak akan mengakui
Dia sudah cukup dari semua omong kosong kita
Siapa yang bisa menyalahkan pria itu
Berteriak pada Abraham
Pria berkulit putih telah menenangkan satu -satunya temannya
Gilbert tidak pernah menyadari itu tepat di bawah hidungnya
Tapi saya kira itulah cerita Alkitab
Dan saya kira begitulah cerita Alkitab
Dan saya kira begitulah cerita Alkitab
Tebak begitulah cerita Alkitab (tawa)
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Lyrics Ears For Eyes – Good News For Senior Citizens
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