Grandma’s Killer Fruitcake Lyrics – Dr. Elmo
Singer: Dr. Elmo
Title: Grandma’s Killer Fruitcake
The holidays were upon us
And things were going fine
Til the day I heard the doorbell
And a chill ran up my spine
I grabbed the wife and children
As the postman wheeled it in
A yearly Christmas nightmare
Has just come back again
It was harder than the head of Uncle Bucky
Heavy as a sermon of Preacher Lucky
One’s enough to get the whole state of
Kentucky a great big belly ache
It was denser than a trove of barnyard turkeys
Tougher than a truckload of all beef jerky
Drier than a drought in Albuquerque
Grandma’s killer fruitcake
Now, I had to swallow some marginal fare
At our famiy feast
I even downed Aunt Possum Pie
Just to keep the family peace
I winced at Wilma’s Gizzard Mousse
But said it tasted fine
But, that lethal weapon Grandma baked
Is where I drawn the line
It was harder than the head of Uncle Bucky
Heavy as a sermon of Preacher Lucky
One’s enough to get the whole state of
Kentucky a great big belly ache
It was denser than a trove of barnyard turkeys
Tougher than a truckload of all beef jerky
Drier than a drought in Albuquerque
Grandma’s killer fruitcake
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Grandma’s Killer Fruitcake – Terjemahan / Translation
Liburan ada di kami
Dan semuanya baik -baik saja
Sampai hari saya mendengar bel pintu
Dan dinginnya menabrak tulang punggungku
Saya meraih istri dan anak -anak
Saat tukang pos itu mendorongnya
Mimpi buruk Natal tahunan
Baru saja kembali lagi
Itu lebih sulit daripada kepala paman Bucky
Berat sebagai khotbah pengkhotbah beruntung
Seseorang cukup untuk mendapatkan seluruh keadaan
Kentucky sakit perut besar
Itu lebih padat dari sekelompok kalkun gudang
Lebih keras dari satu truk dari semua dendeng daging sapi
Lebih kering dari kekeringan di Albuquerque
Kue buah pembunuh nenek
Sekarang, saya harus menelan beberapa tarif marjinal
Di pesta famiy kami
Saya bahkan menenggak pai bibi possum
Hanya untuk menjaga kedamaian keluarga
Saya meringis di mousse gizzard Wilma
Tapi bilang rasanya enak
Tapi, senjata yang mematikan itu nenek yang dipanggang
Adalah tempat saya menggambar garis
Itu lebih sulit daripada kepala paman Bucky
Berat sebagai khotbah pengkhotbah beruntung
Seseorang cukup untuk mendapatkan seluruh keadaan
Kentucky sakit perut besar
Itu lebih padat dari sekelompok kalkun gudang
Lebih keras dari satu truk dari semua dendeng daging sapi
Lebih kering dari kekeringan di Albuquerque
Kue buah pembunuh nenek
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Lyrics Dr. Elmo – Grandma’s Killer Fruitcake
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