Cousin Earl Lyrics – Dead Milkmen
Singer: Dead Milkmen
Title: Cousin Earl
Now you wanna talk about bladder problems
Then the man you wanna talk to will probably be my cousin Earl
I guess you all know Earl
He lives out on Route 13 out on that maggot farm
Earl don’t like it when you get his maggot farm
Confused with a worm farm
A worm farm is for worms and a maggot farm is for maggots
And Earl’s got the biggest maggots in the state, three feet long
Of course, now Earl believes this might be due to the fact that
St. Smithen’s Medical Facility
Has been dumping their waste on his property
Interesting thing about three-foot maggots is that
That, well, one day the china disappeared
And then the next day his television disappeared
And then a few days after that his ’57 Chevy disappeared
But there they are the world’s biggest maggots
Anyway one day Earl and I were standin’ in the kitchen
Giant maggots crawlin’ across the floor
And Earl turns to me and he says
“Do you ever go to make a pork sausage
And find that it’s got hairs all over it?”
And he gives me a look that still chills me to this day
Now Earl’s got a son and they call him Earl Junior
Which I think is pretty clever since he is Earl’s son
He’s not really a normal boy
Ever since that tractor accident
Anyway, he ran up $5,000 worth of 976 phone bills
He called weird, unnatural numbers like 976-PIGG with two G’s
And 976-SHEEP, which has five letters in it
I know he’s a sick boy
Earl suggested that well, maybe I talk to him
So I went into his bedroom and I sat him down
But before I could say a word Earl Junior looked at me and he said
“Didja ever go to make a pork sausage
And find it’s got hairs all over it?”
And he gave me a look that still chills me to this day
Now, Earl’s got a daughter and they call her Effie-Sue
And Effie-Sue, she don’t look so much like a little girl
As she looks like a, a big pile of fungus
Earl blames this too on the fact that
St. Smithen’s Medical Facility has been dumpin’ on his maggot farm
And I never had much contact with Essie, Effie-Sue
Excuse me, I don’t even think that much of her to get her name right
I never had much contact with her
She just normally just sits on the couch
Like a little ball of fungus and just boils away
Well, one day, she looked at me
And that little ball of fungus opened its mouth
And out of that orifice floated the words
“Didja ever go to make a, a pork sausage
And find it’s got hair all over it?”
And then that, that little pile of fungus
Gave me a look that chills me to this day
Now Earl’s got a wife and we call her wife, we don’t know her name
Because she’s never really said that much
For the longest time we thought she could only say two words
Which were ‘Dog’ and ‘p#ss#’, we thought that meant ‘Dog’ and ‘Cat’
But then we found out that
What she was really trying to say was “Dog-p#ss#”
One big hyphenated word which doesn’t come up much in conversation
Especially amongst Baptists
We never heard her say anything other than that
You know she works down at
Down at St. Smithen’s Medical Facility and Pork Sausage Distillery
Got a good paying job there although she only does say those
Well that one word
And we have heard her say another thing once
But that was a long time ago we were sittin’ around the house
And she looked at me and she said
“Do you ever go to make a pork sausage
And find that it’s got hairs growin’ all over it?”
And she gave me a look that chills me to this day
Now one day Earl took his whole family fishin’ down in Miller’s Creek
He took his wife who could only say, “Dog-p#ss#”
He took his son Earl Junior who took the day off from calling
976 – barnyard numbers
And he took that little that little ball of fungus daughter
Effie-Sue of his along with him
They all got in a little boat and they started fishing
Now St. Smithen’s Medical Facility and Pork Sausage Distillery
Has been known to dump their stuff into Miller’s Creek
All sorts of heinous stuff, big barrels floatin’ in the creek
With little things on them that say
‘St. Smithen’s Medical Facility and Pork Sausage Distillery’
Anyway Earl was fishing
And he caught a wall-eyed bass which had twenty-seven eyes on it
It was a twenty-seven-eyed wall-eyed bass
Earl looked at it, and decided, “Umm, wouldn’t this be good to eat”
So he took out his knife to cut it open
But that fish looked up at him and it said
“Please, mister please don’t eat me”
And Earl said, “But I’m hungry I’m hungry”
“I work on a maggot farm
My wife can only say ‘Dog-p#ss#’
My daughter is a pile of fungus
My son spent all of his college money calling ‘976-‘ numbers
I have to eat you”
And that fish said, “Please, don’t eat me, mister, please”
And he said, “I have to I have to”
So the fish said, “Alright then, if you’re gonna cut me open
Let me ask you one question”
Didja ever go to eat a pork sausage
And find it’s got hairs growin’ all over it?”
And then all twenty-seven eyes stared back at Earl
And they stared back at his wife who could only say, ‘Dog-p#ss#’
And they stared back at his weird 976 – animal-calling son
And they stared back at that little pile of pus
That passes for Earl’s daughter
And they gave them a look
All twenty-seven eyes gave them a look
A look that they will not forget until this very day
Oh, man
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Cousin Earl – Terjemahan / Translation
Sekarang Anda ingin berbicara tentang masalah kandung kemih
Lalu pria Anda ingin berbicara dengan mungkin akan saya sepupu Earl
Saya kira Anda semua tahu Earl
Dia tinggal di Route 13 pada bahwa pertanian belatung
Earl tidak seperti itu ketika Anda mendapatkan pertanian belatung nya
Bingung dengan peternakan cacing
Sebuah peternakan cacing adalah cacing dan pertanian belatung adalah untuk belatung
Dan Earl punya belatung terbesar di negara bagian, tiga kaki panjang
Tentu saja, sekarang Earl percaya ini mungkin karena fakta bahwa
Fasilitas Medis St. Smithen ini
Telah membuang limbah mereka di tanah miliknya
Hal yang menarik tentang belatung tiga kaki adalah bahwa
Bahwa, baik, satu hari china menghilang
Dan kemudian hari berikutnya televisi menghilang
Dan kemudian beberapa hari setelah itu nya ’57 Chevy menghilang
Tapi ada mereka belatung terbesar di dunia
Pokoknya satu hari Earl dan saya standin’ di dapur
belatung raksasa crawlin’ di lantai
Dan Earl ternyata kepada saya dan ia mengatakan
“Apakah Anda pernah pergi ke membuat sosis babi
Dan menemukan bahwa itu punya rambut seluruh itu?”
Dan dia menatapku yang masih menggigil saya untuk hari ini
Sekarang Earl punya anak dan mereka memanggilnya Earl SMP
Yang saya pikir cukup pintar karena ia adalah putra Earl
Dia tidak benar-benar anak normal
Sejak kecelakaan traktor
Pokoknya, ia berlari naik $ 5.000 senilai 976 tagihan telepon
Dia disebut aneh, nomor tidak alami seperti 976-Pigg dengan dua G
Dan 976-SHEEP, yang memiliki lima huruf di dalamnya
Aku tahu dia anak yang sakit
Earl menyarankan bahwa baik, mungkin aku berbicara dengannya
Jadi aku pergi ke kamar tidurnya dan aku duduk dia turun
Tapi sebelum saya bisa mengatakan kata Earl SMP menatapku dan dia berkata
“Didja pernah pergi ke membuat sosis babi
Dan merasa punya rambut seluruh itu?”
Dan dia menatapku yang masih menggigil saya untuk hari ini
Sekarang, Earl punya anak perempuan dan mereka memanggilnya Effie-Sue
Dan Effie-Sue, dia tidak terlihat begitu banyak seperti gadis kecil
Saat ia terlihat seperti, tumpukan besar jamur
Earl menyalahkan ini juga pada kenyataan bahwa
Fasilitas Medis St. Smithen ini telah dumpin’ di pertanian belatung nya
Dan saya tidak pernah banyak kontak dengan Essie, Effie-Sue
Maaf, saya bahkan tidak berpikir bahwa banyak dari dia untuk mendapatkan namanya yang tepat
Aku tidak pernah punya banyak kontak dengan dia
Dia hanya biasanya hanya duduk di sofa
Seperti bola kecil jamur dan hanya bisul pergi
Nah, suatu hari, dia menatapku
Dan bahwa bola kecil jamur membuka mulutnya
Dan dari lubang yang melayang kata-kata
“Didja pernah pergi untuk membuat, sosis babi
Dan menemukan rambut itu mendapat di atasnya?”
Dan kemudian itu, yang sedikit tumpukan jamur
Menatapku yang menggigil saya untuk hari ini
Sekarang Earl punya istri dan kita sebut istrinya, kita tidak tahu namanya
Karena dia tidak pernah benar-benar mengatakan bahwa banyak
Untuk beberapa lama kami pikir dia hanya bisa mengatakan dua kata
Yang ‘Dog’ dan ‘p#ss#’, kami pikir itu berarti ‘Dog’ dan ‘Cat’
Tapi kemudian kita menemukan bahwa
Apa dia benar-benar mencoba untuk mengatakan itu “Anjing-pus”
Satu kata ditulis dgn tanda penghubung besar yang tidak datang jauh dalam percakapan
Khususnya di kalangan Baptis
Kami tidak pernah mendengar dia mengatakan apa-apa selain itu
Anda tahu dia bekerja di bawah
Turun di Fasilitas Medis St. Smithen dan sosis babi Distillery
Punya baik membayar pekerjaan di sana meskipun dia hanya tidak mengatakan mereka
Nah itu satu kata
Dan kami telah mendengar dia mengatakan hal lain sekali
Tapi itu waktu yang lama lalu kami Sittin’ di sekitar rumah
Dan dia menatapku dan dia berkata
“Apakah Anda pernah pergi ke membuat sosis babi
Dan menemukan bahwa itu punya rambut Growin’ di atasnya?”
Dan dia memberi saya pandangan yang menggigil saya untuk hari ini
Sekarang satu hari Earl mengambil seluruh keluarganya fishin’ turun di Miller Creek
Dia mengambil istrinya yang hanya bisa berkata, “Anjing-pus”
Dia mengambil anaknya Earl Junior yang mengambil cuti dari menelepon
976 – nomor halaman gudang
Dan ia mengambil sedikit bahwa sedikit bola putri jamur
Effie-Sue nya bersama dengan dia
Mereka semua masuk perahu kecil dan mereka mulai memancing
Fasilitas Medis Sekarang St. Smithen dan sosis babi Distillery
Telah dikenal untuk membuang barang-barang mereka ke Miller Creek
Segala macam hal keji, tong besar floatin’ di sungai
Dengan hal-hal kecil pada mereka mengatakan bahwa
‘NS. Fasilitas Medis Smithen dan sosis babi Distillery’
Pokoknya Earl adalah memancing
Dan ia menangkap bass dinding bermata yang memiliki dua puluh tujuh mata di atasnya
Itu adalah dua puluh tujuh bermata dinding bermata bass
Earl melihat itu, dan memutuskan, “Umm, ini tidak akan menjadi baik untuk makan”
Jadi ia mengambil pisau untuk memotong terbuka
Tapi ikan yang menatapnya dan berkata
“Silakan, Pak tolong jangan makan aku”
Dan Earl berkata, “Tapi aku lapar aku lapar”
“Saya bekerja di sebuah peternakan belatung
Istri saya hanya bisa mengatakan ‘Anjing-pus’
Putri saya adalah tumpukan jamur
Anak saya menghabiskan semua kuliahnya uang calling ‘976-‘ nomor
Saya harus makan Anda”
Dan bahwa ikan mengatakan, “Tolong, jangan makan saya, tuan, silakan”
Dan dia berkata, “Saya harus saya harus”
Jadi ikan mengatakan, “Baiklah kemudian, jika Anda sedang akan memotong saya terbuka
Izinkan saya mengajukan satu pertanyaan”
Didja pernah pergi untuk makan sosis daging babi
Dan merasa punya rambut Growin’ di atasnya?”
Dan kemudian semua mata dua puluh tujuh menatap kembali pada Earl
Dan mereka balas menatap istrinya yang hanya bisa berkata, ‘Anjing-pus’
Dan mereka balas menatap aneh 976 nya – anak hewan-menelepon
Dan mereka
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