Lyrics Dan Bull – The p#rn Minister

 
The p#rn Minister Lyrics – Dan Bull

Singer: Dan Bull
Title: The p#rn Minister

Dear David Cameron
You want us to admit if p#rn’s something we’re interested in? (what)
I’ve never heard a more intrusive line of questioning (yeah)
There’s a lot of chaps with no-one to put their erection in

You’ve put the onus on their boners to come and confess the thing (ha) Despite it’s popularity the silence’ll be deafening
Censorship is not the method to mop up the mess we’re in (ha)
Next you’ll be suggesting police kettling
Any people sending text messages with three Xs in

Will I still be free to see The Exorcist?
‘Cause there’s a crucifix in that and a tween having sex with it
If not, what’s the difference between an adult actress
And a thespian in a sexually packed script? (tell me)

You plan to block pages with a blacklist
So if I say “rape” does it mean I can’t rap this?
In terms of sexual deviance the Tories have had practice
Dave, I’ve seen the stains on your Brasenose mattress

And it’s ironic you’re proposing a p#rn ban ’cause
You’re considered one of Britain’s biggest wankers
Human rights are universal. Cultural differences are not an excuse to water down, human rights, nor can the exploitation of digital networks by criminals or terrorists be a justification for states to censor their citizens
But think of the children, think of the children

A free and open Internet’s probably gonna kill them
Think of the children, think of the children
A free and open Internet’s probably gonna kill them
Mate, rape fantasies are a common obsession (yeah)

But actually being a rapist is not a logical progression (yeah)
To beat abuse, you should use a new weapon
Like battling the stigma for people when confessing
That they’ve been molested or beaten senseless

The way that they’re treated by police is horrendous
Some of us understand, Louise Mensch does
The consensus is your dumb plan’s defenceless (uh)
Tories are all about family responsibility (ha)

So your proposal seems silly to me (ha)
Serious criminals don’t use Bing, they use P2P and darknet webrings
(Think) China’s blacklist accuracy couldn’t be lower
It’s like trying to trim your fro with a mower (ow)

When has censorship ever fixed a problem?
“Yeah, it’s not like North Koreas got them” (no)
But if that’s the kind of thing for which your clamouring
Do you mind if I refer to you as Kim Jong Cameron?

Think of the children, think of the children
A free and open Internet’s probably gonna kill them (no)
Think of the children, think of the children
A free and open Internet’s probably gonna kill them

If you can’t say “f#ck”, you can’t say
“f#ck David Cameron with a piece of slightly undercooked broccoli”
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The p#rn Minister – Terjemahan / Translation

Dear David Cameron
Anda ingin kami mengakui jika p#rno adalah sesuatu yang kami minati? (Apa)
Saya belum pernah mendengar garis pertanyaan yang lebih mengganggu (ya)
Ada banyak bab tanpa ada yang akan menempatkan ereksi mereka

Anda telah menempatkan tanggung jawab pada boner mereka untuk datang dan mengakui hal (ha) meskipun popularitasnya akan memekakkan telinga
Sensor bukanlah metode untuk membersihkan kekacauan yang kita miliki (ha)
Selanjutnya Anda akan menyarankan ketel polisi
Setiap orang yang mengirim pesan teks dengan tiga x

Apakah saya masih bebas untuk melihat pengusir setan?
Karena ada salib di dalamnya dan tween berhubungan seks dengannya
Jika tidak, apa perbedaan antara aktris dewasa
Dan seorang Thespian dalam naskah yang penuh seksual? (ceritakan)

Anda berencana untuk memblokir halaman dengan daftar hitam
Jadi jika saya mengatakan “pemerkosaan” apakah itu berarti saya tidak bisa merapikan ini?
Dalam hal penyimpangan seksual, Tories telah berlatih
Dave, saya telah melihat noda di kasur Brasenose Anda

Dan ironisnya Anda mengusulkan penyebab larangan p#rno
Anda dianggap sebagai salah satu wanker terbesar Inggris
Hak asasi manusia bersifat universal. Perbedaan budaya bukanlah alasan untuk mempermudah, hak asasi manusia, juga tidak dapat eksploitasi jaringan digital oleh penjahat atau teroris menjadi pembenaran bagi negara untuk menyensor warga negara mereka
Tapi pikirkan anak -anak, pikirkan anak -anak

Internet gratis dan terbuka mungkin akan membunuh mereka
Pikirkan anak -anak, pikirkan anak -anak
Internet gratis dan terbuka mungkin akan membunuh mereka
Teman, fantasi pemerkosaan adalah obsesi umum (ya)

Tapi sebenarnya menjadi pemerkosa bukanlah perkembangan logis (ya)
Untuk mengalahkan penyalahgunaan, Anda harus menggunakan senjata baru
Seperti melawan stigma untuk orang saat mengaku
Bahwa mereka telah dianiaya atau dipukuli

Cara mereka diperlakukan oleh polisi itu menghebohkan
Beberapa dari kita mengerti, Louise Mensch melakukannya
The consensus is your dumb plan’s defenceless (uh)
Tories are all about family responsibility (ha)

Jadi proposal Anda tampak konyol bagi saya (ha)
Serious criminals don’t use Bing, they use P2P and darknet webrings
(Think) China’s blacklist accuracy couldn’t be lower
It’s like trying to trim your fro with a mower (ow)

When has censorship ever fixed a problem?
“Yeah, it’s not like North Koreas got them” (no)
But if that’s the kind of thing for which your clamouring
Do you mind if I refer to you as Kim Jong Cameron?

Think of the children, think of the children
A free and open Internet’s probably gonna kill them (no)
Think of the children, think of the children
A free and open Internet’s probably gonna kill them

If you can’t say “f#ck”, you can’t say
“f#ck David Cameron with a piece of slightly undercooked broccoli”
Find more lyrics at indolirik.jspinyin.net

Lyrics Dan Bull – The p#rn Minister

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