X-Mass Rap Lyrics – Bigmouth
Singer: Bigmouth
Title: X-Mass Rap
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‘Twas the night before Christmas
We were rockin’ the house
But instead of stuffin’ stockings
I went out and about
With a string of blinking lights
On my steering wheel
I went screamin’ to the mall
To see what was the deal
The mall was really crawling
Like a dog full of fleas
With a punk in every store
Pushin’ Xmas trees
They had plastic pines
That would blow your mind
But the real live kind
Was impossible to find
Well, there were babies cryin’
On Santa’s lap
And parents yelling:
“Shut your trap!”
I heard Muzak
Mutilating Christmas songs
So instead I started rappin’
And clappin’ along
I said yo ho
Yo ho ho
Xmas is here
Only once a year
But the hustle and the bustle
Make the fun disappear
I saw a mile-long line
At the bank machine
People b#tchin’ and a-moanin’
And gettin’ real mean
And they’re pilin’ up their boxes
And their shopping bags
With fruitcakes and neckties
And other big drags
I saw toys that would break
And shirts that would shrink
And the suckers bought it all
And took the kitchen sink
They use their layaway-away
To convince you to stay
So you’ll be payin’ all their bills
Until your dyin’ day
Saying yo ho
Yo ho ho
Xmas is here
Only once a year
But the hustle and the bustle
Make the fun disappear
What you give
What you gets
Dinner with relatives you never met
They’re gonna turn my brains
To candy canes
One more jingle bell, I’ll go insane
I was gettin’ disillusioned
On my way to the bar
When a red blur flew
Right over my car
It looked like a fat guy
In a sleigh
And you could hear his rap
From miles away
Saying yo ho
Yo ho ho
Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good night
Ho ho ho
Oh, no
Not another itchy sweater
Why didn’t someone get me G.I. Joe?
Yo ho
Yo ho ho
Yo ho
No one ever gives me money
Yo ho
Yo ho ho
Yo ho
Oh, man, I wanted a nuclear weapon
Yo ho
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X-Mass Rap – Terjemahan / Translation
Wow, satu set drum
Gali ini!
‘Twas malam sebelum Natal
Kami Rockin ‘the House
Tapi bukan stoking Stuffin
Saya keluar dan sekitar
Dengan string lampu berkedip
Di setir saya
Saya pergi screamin ke mal
Untuk melihat apa kesepakatannya
Mal benar-benar merangkak
Seperti anjing yang penuh kutu
Dengan punk di setiap toko
Mendorong pohon xmas
Mereka memiliki pinus plastik
Itu akan meledakkan pikiran Anda
Tetapi jenis hidup nyata
Tidak mungkin ditemukan
Yah, ada bayi yang menangis
Di pangkuan Santa
Dan orang tua berteriak:
“Tutup jebakanmu!”
Saya mendengar Muzak.
Mutilasi Lagu Natal
Jadi, sebaliknya saya mulai rappin
Dan Clappin ‘
Saya bilang yo ho
Yo ho ho.
Xmas ada di sini
Hanya setahun sekali
Tapi hustle dan hiruk pikuk
Membuat kesenangan menghilang
Saya melihat garis panjang mil
Di mesin bank
Orang-orang b#tchin ‘dan A-Moanin’
Dan gettin ‘nyata
Dan mereka menumpuk kotak mereka
Dan tas belanja mereka
Dengan kue buah dan dasi
Dan seret besar lainnya
Saya melihat mainan yang akan pecah
Dan kemeja yang akan menyusut
Dan si pengisap membelinya semua
Dan mengambil wastafel dapur
Mereka menggunakan layaway-away mereka
Untuk meyakinkan Anda untuk tinggal
Jadi Anda akan membayar semua tagihan mereka
Sampai hari dyin Anda
Mengatakan yo ho.
Yo ho ho.
Xmas ada di sini
Hanya setahun sekali
Tapi hustle dan hiruk pikuk
Membuat kesenangan menghilang
Apa yang kamu berikan
Apa yang Anda dapatkan
Makan malam dengan kerabat yang belum pernah Anda temui
Mereka akan mengubah otakku
Untuk permen tongkat
Satu lagi jingle bell, aku akan menjadi gila
Saya merasa kecewa
Dalam perjalanan ke bar
Ketika blur merah terbang
Tepat di atas mobil saya
Itu tampak seperti pria gemuk
Di giring
Dan Anda bisa mendengar rapnya
Dari mil jauhnya.
Mengatakan yo ho.
Yo ho ho.
Selamat Natal untuk semua
Selamat malam untuk semuanya
Ho ho ho.
Oh tidak
Bukan sweater gatal lain
Mengapa seseorang tidak mendapatkan saya G.i. Joe?
Yo ho.
Yo ho ho.
Yo ho.
Tidak ada yang memberi saya uang
Yo ho.
Yo ho ho.
Yo ho.
Oh, kawan, aku ingin senjata nuklir
Yo ho.
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Lyrics Bigmouth – X-Mass Rap
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