Ringo Lyrics – Allan Sherman
Singer: Allan Sherman
Title: Ringo
He sat me down in the desert sand
With a comb and scissors in his hand
As he cut my hair, he said, “I’m the best!
The Fastest Barber in the West!”
I asked him where he’d gone to school
He said, “I studied in Liverpool..
I met four kids called The Beatles there;
I’d give my life just to cut the hair of Ringo
I met him next in the old town square
A voice was calling numbers there
The crowd was tense, listening hard
Each one had some beans and a card
The voice called “5,” then “14”
They covered each number with a lima bean
Five beans in a row means a bullet in the head
‘Cause way out west you could wind up dead playin’ Bingo
Later that day about high noon
I saw him walk into the town saloon
With a dance hall girl they called Coquette
Looked to me like he was getting Stinko
He was laughing and having so much fun
You’d have though he was watching an old rerun of Bilko
And he went to the jukebox, feelin’ jolly
Put on a record of Hello, Dolly! by Satchmo
He said, ” I look soft, but underneath
I’m so tough that I brush my teeth with Brillo.”
Well, I looked in his glass to see what he had
What booze could drive a man so mad?
But there was no booze in his glass at all!
Just ice cream, the kind they call Pistachio
Pistachio must be dynamite
‘Cause he left for Liverpool that night
For destiny had called him there
And he had to cut that Ringo’s hair
But something went wrong, as I reckon you know
If you saw the news not long ago
‘Cause that barber had become a pistachio nut
And he’d plum forgot what he’d went there to cut
And he sent this cablegram collect to me:…
“Guess who performed that tonsillectomy on Ringo?”
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Ringo – Terjemahan / Translation
Dia mendudukkanku di pasir gurun
Dengan sisir dan gunting di tangannya
Saat dia memotong rambutku, dia berkata, “Aku yang terbaik!
Tukang cukur tercepat di barat! ”
Saya bertanya di mana dia pergi ke sekolah
Dia berkata, “Saya belajar di Liverpool ..
Saya bertemu empat anak bernama The Beatles di sana;
Saya akan memberikan hidup saya hanya untuk memotong rambut Ringo
Saya bertemu dengannya selanjutnya di alun -alun kota tua
Suara menelepon nomor di sana
Kerumunan itu tegang, mendengarkan dengan keras
Masing -masing memiliki beberapa kacang dan kartu
Suara itu disebut “5,” lalu “14”
Mereka menutupi setiap nomor dengan kacang Lima
Lima kacang berturut -turut berarti peluru di kepala
Cause Way Out West Anda bisa berakhir macet bermain bingo
Kemudian hari itu sekitar siang hari
Saya melihatnya berjalan ke sedan kota
Dengan seorang gadis ruang dansa yang mereka sebut Coquette
Tampak bagiku seolah -olah dia mendapatkan stinko
Dia tertawa dan bersenang -senang
Anda akan melakukannya meskipun dia sedang menonton tayangan ulang bilko lama
Dan dia pergi ke jukebox, merasa periang
Kenakan catatan halo, Dolly! oleh Satchmo
Dia berkata, “Aku terlihat lembut, tapi di bawahnya
Saya sangat tangguh sehingga saya menyikat gigi dengan Brillo. ”
Yah, saya melihat di gelasnya untuk melihat apa yang dia miliki
Minuman minuman keras apa yang bisa membuat pria sangat marah?
Tapi tidak ada minuman keras di gelasnya sama sekali!
Hanya es krim, jenis yang mereka sebut pistachio
Pistachio harus dinamit
Karena dia pergi ke Liverpool malam itu
Karena takdir memanggilnya di sana
Dan dia harus memotong rambut Ringo itu
Tapi ada yang salah, seperti yang saya rasa Anda tahu
Jika Anda melihat berita itu belum lama ini
Karena tukang cukur itu menjadi kacang pistachio
Dan dia akan lupa apa yang dia tuju ke sana untuk memotong
Dan dia mengirim CableGram ini, kumpulkan kepada saya: …
“Tebak siapa yang melakukan tonsilektomi itu pada Ringo?”
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Lyrics Allan Sherman – Ringo
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