The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions Lyrics – Adam Sandler
Singer: Adam Sandler
Title: The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions
“And now a buffoon’s meeting with the dean of admissions at a
Prestigious college.”
Dean: “Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations
On your upcoming graduation and I understand you are interested in
Matriculating here in the fall.”
Buffoon: “I got a snake, man!”
Dean: “Yes, pets are welcome here on campus. Be it the traditional dog,
Or cat, or even the occasional reptile.”
Buffoon: “One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way
And that! It was all f#cked up!”
Dean: “I’m sure it was. Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among
Both students and pets here on campus.”
Buffoon: “f#ckin’ sh#t!”
Dean: “Yes, that’s a not uncommon reaction to this policy. So tell me a
Little bit more about your background.”
Buffoon: “My father’s a f#cking #ssh#l#, man!”
Dean: “Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age
Son.”
Buffoon: “My mother’s a piece of sh#t too!”
Dean: “Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility over the
Summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and ready to
Learn.”
Buffoon: “My teacher in high school was a stupid b#tch, man! She had her
Head way up her #ss!”
Dean: “Well the quality of the faculty at a University such as ours far
Exceeds that of a local public high school.”
Buffoon: “Your secretary’s a real fat b#tch, man!”
Dean: “Yes, she’s tried many diets over the years with minimal success.”
Buffoon: “I had diarhea last month. I had to sh#t all f#cking day!”
Dean: “Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a
Pleasurable experience. So have you given any thought to your choice of
Major?”
Buffoon: “I’ve got a big f#cking boner right now.”
Dean: “I see. Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of
Nervous tension. I do not take offense.”
Buffoon: “One time I ate my neighbors sh#t!”
Dean: “That’s understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you. We’ll be
Sending you our decision by the end of the month.”
Buffoon: “I bet you got really hairy balls.”
Dean: “Yes, it’s a veritable forest down there. Bye bye.”
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The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions – Terjemahan / Translation
“Dan sekarang pertemuan badut dengan Dekan Penerimaan di a
Perguruan tinggi bergengsi. ”
Dean: “Yah Michael, saya ingin memperpanjang kongrulasi terhangat saya
Pada kelulusan Anda yang akan datang dan saya mengerti Anda tertarik
Matrikulasi di sini di musim gugur. ”
Badut: “Aku punya ular, kawan!”
Dean: “Ya, hewan peliharaan diterima di sini di kampus. Baik itu anjing tradisional,
Atau kucing, atau bahkan reptil sesekali. ”
Badut: “Suatu kali saya memberinya makan bir!
Dan itu! Itu semua kacau! ”
Dean: “Saya yakin itu. Yah kami mencegah minum yang tidak pantas di antara
Baik siswa maupun hewan peliharaan di sini di kampus. ”
Badut: “Sialan!”
Dean: “Ya, itu reaksi yang tidak biasa terhadap kebijakan ini. Jadi beri tahu saya a
Sedikit lebih banyak tentang latar belakang Anda. ”
Badut: “Ayahku bajingan, kawan!”
Dean: “Hmm, begitu. Perasaan pemberontak Anda tidak biasa pada usia Anda
Putra.”
Badut: “Ibuku juga sepotong kotoran!”
Dean: “Yah, saya harap Anda dapat menemukan outlet untuk permusuhan Anda di atas
Musim panas sehingga Anda bisa datang ke sekolah di musim gugur santai dan siap
Mempelajari.”
Badut: “Guruku di sekolah menengah adalah wanita jalang yang bodoh, kawan! Dia memilikinya
Jalan menuju pantatnya! ”
Dean: “Baik kualitas fakultas di universitas seperti kami jauh
Melebihi sekolah menengah umum setempat. ”
Badut: “Sekretaris Anda benar -benar gemuk, kawan!”
Dean: “Ya, dia mencoba banyak diet selama bertahun -tahun dengan keberhasilan minimal.”
Badut: “Aku menderita Diarhea bulan lalu. Aku harus buang semua hari sialan!”
Dean: “Uh huh, yah kita semua mendapatkan serangga perut sesekali, tidak pernah a
Pengalaman yang menyenangkan. Jadi, apakah Anda sudah memikirkan pilihan Anda
Besar?”
Badut: “Aku punya boner besar sekarang.”
Dean: “Begitu. ARROSI SEKSUAL TIDAK BUKAN JUGA selama periode
Ketegangan saraf. Saya tidak tersinggung. ”
Badut: “Suatu kali saya makan tetangga saya!”
Dean: “Itu bisa dimengerti. Ya, saya senang bertemu dengan Anda. Kami akan
Mengirimkan keputusan kami pada akhir bulan. ”
Badut: “Saya yakin Anda mendapatkan bola yang sangat berbulu.”
Dean: “Ya, itu benar -benar hutan di sana. Sampai jumpa.”
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Lyrics Adam Sandler – The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions
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