Bizarre Christmas Incident Lyrics – Ben Folds
Singer: Ben Folds
Title: Bizarre Christmas Incident
Ho ho ho!
Play it Grandpa
(Yeah, play it!)
Let’s tell them a little story
About what happened this Christmas
(Yeah, tell them!)
Christmas Eve
I didn’t get much sleep
I kept hearing things
Heavy breathing from the chimney…
Who could it be?
(I’ll tell you what it was…)
(What happened then, Ben?)
(Yeah, what happened?)
Well, I went back to sleep…
(You went back to sleep?!)
(sh*t!)
Tired man, went back to sleep
And in the morning
I couldn’t believe my eyes
A whale of a corpse with a long, white beard
Was dangling over the fire
(ha ha ha!)
Oh, Santa, he’s a big, fat f*ck
Went down the chimney, got his fat #ss stuck
Oh, honey call the lawyers fast
’cause Mrs. Claus is gonna sue my #ss
Hey, hey, hey!
(hey!)
Okay Grandpa, step up
Sing in this thing right here
Tell them what you saw
Tell them what you saw, Grandpa!
I gotta tell you folks
He wasn’t wearing no clothes
(No clothes?!)
He must have rubbed a whole gallon of Crisco
From his back, down to his toes
While I was talking to the cops outside
The dog was lickin’ Crisco off of his thighs
They hauled him away in a double-wide
What a sad, sad way to die
Santa, he’s a big, fat f*ck
Went down the chimney, got his fat #ss
Oh, honey call the lawyers fast
Mrs. Claus is gonna sue our ass
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Bizarre Christmas Incident – Terjemahan / Translation
Ho ho ho!
Mainkan Kakek
(Ya, mainkan!)
Mari kita beri tahu mereka sedikit cerita
Tentang apa yang terjadi natal ini
(Ya, beri tahu mereka!)
Malam natal
Saya tidak banyak tidur
Saya terus mendengar hal-hal
Bernapas berat dari cerobong asap …
Siapa itu?
(Aku akan memberitahumu apa itu …)
(Apa yang terjadi kemudian, Ben?)
(Ya, apa yang terjadi?)
Yah, aku kembali tidur …
(Kamu kembali tidur?!)
(sh * t!)
Pria lelah, kembali tidur
Dan di pagi hari
Aku tidak percaya mataku
Paus mayat dengan jenggot panjang putih
Menggantung di atas api
(ha ha ha!)
Oh, Santa, dia besar, gemuk f * ck
Pergi ke cerobong asap, membuat pantatnya yang gemuk macet
Oh, sayang memanggil pengacara dengan cepat
Karena Mrs Claus akan menuntut pantatku
Hei, hei, hei!
(Hei!)
Oke kakek, naik
Bernyanyi dalam hal ini di sini
Beri tahu mereka apa yang Anda lihat
Beri tahu mereka apa yang Anda lihat, Kakek!
Aku harus memberitahumu
Dia tidak mengenakan pakaian
(Tanpa pakaian?!)
Dia pasti menggosok galon renyah
Dari punggungnya, turun ke jari kakinya
s#mentara saya sedang berbicara dengan polisi di luar
Anjing itu menjilat krisis dari pahanya
Mereka mengangkutnya dengan lebar-lebar
Cara yang menyedihkan dan sedih untuk mati
Santa, dia besar, gemuk f * ck
Turun cerobong asap, mendapat pantat gemuknya
Oh, sayang memanggil pengacara dengan cepat
Mrs. Claus akan menuntut pantat kami
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Lyrics Ben Folds – Bizarre Christmas Incident
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