The Real Freaky Tales: The Girls Story Lyrics – Kimmie Fresh And The People
Singer: Kimmie Fresh And The People
Title: The Real Freaky Tales: The Girls Story
(these are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that i tell so…)
Hold it! turn that sh#t off!
What you mean turn that sh#t off?
(b#tch!) i got the real freaky tales
Too short {?}
Wake up, smell the coffee and start to realizing
Check it out, girls, his sh#t ain’t def
Should i diss him, like diss him (hell yeah, kimmie fresh!)
Your beats are bumping but your words are a lie
Too short, why must you try to defy
{?} really happened
Keep your mind, i’m not just capping
These are the rеal freaky tales
Thesе are the tales that i tell so well
These are the real freaky tales
These are the tales that i tell so well
Have you heard too short’s freaky tales
He said {?} girls, it seems
But that sh#t only happened in his dreams
Sit back down and i’ll tell you my story
About how too short tried to {?}
All in all, what can i say
I said the truth is {?} happened this way
At first he met mary in the mall
I heard she tossed him up like a real rubber ball
(the next girl was named antoinette
She tossed him like a salad {?}
She said “come on, short, baby {?} to my house
And maybe if you’re good i let you eat me out”
He sucked it down until his tongue got sore
Then she kicked that n#gg# out from her door)
Toss him up, toss him up
Toss him up, toss him up
Toss him up, toss him up
Come on, girls, let’s toss short up
He kicked it with this girl, her name was jill
Listen to me now please if you will
Then went to buy a hit for a ten-dollar bill
So they could smoke it in the 40, going down foothill
Took a hit and jammed to the beat
’til the bus driver put ’em out in the street
Damn near broke, with nowhere to go
{?} on a ho
So he came accross this {?} named yvette
She’s got big dollars in her pocket, i bet
He said “baby, let’s go to your house and get wet
Kick me down a little cash and i’ll be set”
She said “punk, what the hell’s got into you?
Everybody’s been saying that you are through
I’mma tell you like this, ain’t a damn thing funny
{?} make me some money”
So she rolled down {?} shari
{?} too short baby
Shari got out, said “what’s up, yvette?”
She said “you wanna toss it up with this guy i met?”
I looked him over first {?} bill
Shari looked up, said “what the f#ck
Tell me, little punk, do you know how to suck?
And can you go up in me, and make me scream
’til i start coming all in my jeans”
He can work that p#ss# {?}
If you don’t believe it, ask antoinette
These are the real freaky tales
These are the tales that i tell so well
These are the real freaky tales
These are the tales that i tell so well
Short was shaking, he started to sweat
I looked a little closer and he was all wet
So yvette said “little punk, get busy
Or make a b#tch come ’til her head gets dizzy”
The punk-ass n#gg# dropped to his knees
Looked up at her and said “baby, please
Don’t make me go through with this
’cause that kind of sh#t ain’t on my list
I’m not the man to get tossed
I’m a rich-ass n#gg# who is the boss”
“well,look at you now, the tables have turned
Now you’re the n#gg# who’s getting {?}”
She opened the legs and dropped the drawers
And he went to work without a pause
Of the way he was working, we knew he was a pro
’cause the only sound that he made was {?}
These are the real freaky tales
These are the tales that i tell so well
These are the real freaky tales
These are the tales that i tell so well
Threw him in the car and they got on
{?} off and put him in the trunk
I drove a little further off the way
I bent another corner and there was renée
She’d been outside for quite a while
And when the saw the crew she broke in a smile
She ran to the car and looked in the back
And when they told her she almost had a heart attack
She said “shari, homegirl, just give me the keys
’cause i wanna bring that n#gg# down to his knees
Let me take him to the crib so i can bust him out
And have all night freaking, without a doubt
Because you know me, girl, yo, what he said?
I’m like burger king, so i’mma have it my way”
Toss him up, toss him up
Toss him up, toss him up
Toss him up, toss him up
Come on, girls, let’s toss short up
Got in the car and drove to the hills
And on the way they were joined by three {?}
Short was {?} as we came to a halt
“i shouldn’t been dissing, this is all my fault”
They opened the door and rushed him in the house
He saw seven more girls sitting on the couch
Of the look in his face he was in deep sh#t
“after female funk, i knew i should’ve quit”
{?} middle of the floor
Short was looking for a escape {?}
{?} lit up and said “my name is michelle
I’mma have your body rocking like a eiffel tower bell”
{?} kitty said “i am the best
I’mma mack you on down like that b#tch mae west”
“my name is red and i like to give head
Come over {?} bed”
{?} b#tch named tammy is flammy like that
She g’d too short with a nickel-plated gat
Got your eyes all rolled up to the sky
But i’m not fronting, it’s a fact
{?} you know it’s like that
These are the real freaky tales
These are the tales that i tell so well
These are the real freaky tales
These are the tales that i tell so well
Now a big dyke b#tch named betty jo
Told all the other freaks to get of the floor
“i’m about to go for what i know
I’m going up in too short with my big dildo”
He said “stop! just wait a minute
This is my #ss and you ain’t getting in it”
So {?} shari {?}
Betty {?} turned him over on his face
Belinda turned the blender on high speed
Shoved the d#ldo up in him and he got g’d
Our baby too short let out a scream
That threw out all the windows {?}
Then all of a sudden, right on the spot
In front of my eyes, he was getting hot
My boy was sweating, he started to moan
His body was shaking as he started to groan
Belinda in the back, rachel working his front
Freak his own damn {?}, he started to grunt
And then they all got up and left him on the floor
He said “ow, g#dd#mn, my #ss is sore”
He began to realize it in his mind
“g#dd#mn, i got g’d up in my behind”
As the g set in, he thought with a grin
“that wasn’t so bad, one day i’d do it again”
’cause a perpetrating n#gg# ain’t got no class
He’s walking around town with a twitch in his #ss
The freaks of freaky tales tossed him up in the night
{?} to his delight
So he changed his name and he lost his fame
’cause a guy like that can’t be in the game
So if you see a guy walking down the street real funny
Don’t sweat it, it’s only too sweet, honey!
“why you blinding me?”
Too sweet delight
“why you blinding me?”
Friday night
“why you blinding me?”
It’s going on
“why you blinding me?”
Too sweet!
’cause i’m the new girl on the 75 label
Got the {?} spinning on the turntables
Got the real freaky tales bumping out your speaker
Everytime you hear it, you get weaker and weaker
’cause that’s the effect that it has on you
And i’ll let you know now, homeboys, i’m through
Yeah, i’m kicking live, {?} 75 in the place to be
So all you punk-ass n#gg#s out there better get with it
Toss him up, toss him up
Toss him up, toss him up
Toss him up, toss him up
I said come on, girls, let’s toss short up
Yeah, girl
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The Real Freaky Tales: The Girls Story – Terjemahan / Translation
(Ini adalah kisahnya, kisah -kisah aneh
Ini adalah kisah yang saya ceritakan begitu …)
Tahan! Matikan omong kosong itu!
Apa maksudmu mematikan kotoran itu?
(b#tch!) Saya mendapat kisah aneh yang sebenarnya
Terlalu singkat {?}
Bangun, cium kopi dan mulai menyadari
Lihatlah, cewek, kotorannya bukan def
Haruskah saya membantahnya, seperti diss dia (neraka ya, kimmie fresh!)
Ketukan Anda menabrak tetapi kata -kata Anda bohong
Terlalu pendek, mengapa Anda harus mencoba menentang
{?} Benar -benar terjadi
Jaga pikiran Anda, saya tidak hanya menutup
Ini adalah kisah aneh
Ini adalah kisah yang saya ceritakan dengan sangat baik
Ini adalah kisah aneh yang sebenarnya
Ini adalah kisah yang saya ceritakan dengan baik
Pernahkah Anda mendengar kisah aneh yang terlalu pendek
Dia berkata {?} Tampaknya gadis -gadis
Tapi omong kosong itu hanya terjadi dalam mimpinya
Duduklah kembali dan saya akan menceritakan kisah saya
Tentang seberapa pendek mencoba {?}
Secara keseluruhan, apa yang bisa saya katakan
Saya mengatakan kebenarannya adalah {?} Terjadi seperti ini
Awalnya dia bertemu Mary di mal
Saya mendengar dia melemparkannya seperti bola karet asli
(Gadis berikutnya bernama Antoinette
Dia melemparkannya seperti salad {?}
Dia berkata, “Ayo, pendek, sayang {?} Ke rumahku
Dan mungkin jika Anda baik, saya membiarkan Anda memakan saya ”
Dia mengisapnya sampai lidahnya sakit
Lalu dia menendang n#gg# itu dari pintunya)
Lempar dia ke atas, lemparkan dia
Lempar dia ke atas, lemparkan dia
Lempar dia ke atas, lemparkan dia
Ayo, cewek, mari kita lemparkan pendek
Dia menendangnya dengan gadis ini, namanya Jill
Dengarkan aku sekarang tolong jika kamu mau
Kemudian pergi membeli hit untuk tagihan sepuluh dolar
Jadi mereka bisa merokok di 40, turun ke kaki bukit
Terpukur dan macet sampai ketukan
Til sopir bus mengeluarkannya di jalan
Sungguh nyaris bangkrut, tanpa tempat untuk pergi
{?} di ho
Jadi dia datang dengan {?} Bernama yvette ini
Dia punya dolar besar di sakunya, aku bertaruh
Dia berkata “sayang, ayo pergi ke rumahmu dan basah
Menendang sedikit uang tunai dan saya akan ditetapkan ”
Dia berkata, “Punk, apa yang terjadi padamu?
Semua orang telah mengatakan bahwa Anda sudah selesai
Aku memberitahumu seperti ini, tidak lucu
{?} menghasilkan uang saya ”
Jadi dia menggulung {?} Shari
{?} terlalu pendek sayang
Shari keluar, berkata, “Ada apa, Yvette?”
Dia berkata, “Kamu ingin melemparkannya dengan pria yang aku temui ini?”
Saya melihat dia lebih dulu {?} Tagihan
Shari mendongak, berkata, “Apa -apaan itu
Katakan padaku, Punk kecil, apakah kamu tahu cara mengisap?
Dan bisakah kamu naik ke dalam diriku, dan membuatku berteriak
‘sampai saya mulai datang dengan celana jeans saya ”
Dia bisa mengerjakan v#gina itu {?}
Jika Anda tidak percaya, tanyakan Antoinette
Ini adalah kisah aneh yang sebenarnya
Ini adalah kisah yang saya ceritakan dengan baik
Ini adalah kisah aneh yang sebenarnya
Ini adalah kisah yang saya ceritakan dengan baik
Pendek gemetar, dia mulai berkeringat
Saya terlihat sedikit lebih dekat dan dia semua basah
Jadi Yvette berkata, “Punk kecil, sibuk
Atau membuat perempuan jalang datang ‘sampai kepalanya pusing ”
n#gg# punk-ass berlutut
Menatapnya dan berkata “sayang, tolong
Jangan membuatku pergi dengan ini
Karena omong kosong seperti itu tidak ada dalam daftar saya
Aku bukan orang yang dilemparkan
Saya seorang n#gg# kaya yang adalah bosnya ”
“Baiklah, lihatlah Anda sekarang, meja telah berbalik
Sekarang Anda adalah n#gg# yang mendapatkan {?} ”
Dia membuka kaki dan menjatuhkan laci
Dan dia pergi bekerja tanpa jeda
Tentang cara dia bekerja, kami tahu dia adalah seorang profesional
Karena satu -satunya suara yang dia buat adalah {?}
Ini adalah kisah aneh yang sebenarnya
Ini adalah kisah yang saya ceritakan dengan baik
Ini adalah kisah aneh yang sebenarnya
Ini adalah kisah yang saya ceritakan dengan baik
Melemparkannya ke dalam mobil dan mereka naik
{?} lepas dan letakkan dia di bagasi
Saya mengemudi sedikit lebih jauh
Saya membungkuk lainnya dan ada Renée
Dia sudah berada di luar cukup lama
Dan ketika melihat kru dia berhenti tersenyum
Dia berlari ke mobil dan melihat ke belakang
Dan ketika mereka memberitahunya bahwa dia hampir mengalami serangan jantung
Dia berkata “Shari, homegirl, beri aku kuncinya
Karena aku ingin membawa n#gg# itu berlutut
Biarkan saya membawanya ke tempat tidur bayi sehingga saya bisa menghancurkannya
Dan memiliki semua malam yang ketakutan, tanpa keraguan
Karena Anda mengenal saya, gadis, yo, apa yang dia katakan?
Saya seperti Burger King, jadi saya memiliki cara saya ”
Lempar dia ke atas, lemparkan dia
Lempar dia ke atas, lemparkan dia
Lempar dia ke atas, lemparkan dia
Ayo, cewek, mari kita lemparkan pendek
Masuk ke dalam mobil dan pergi ke bukit
Dan dalam perjalanan mereka bergabung dengan tiga {?}
Pendek {?} Saat kami berhenti
“Aku seharusnya tidak membenci, ini semua salahku”
Mereka membuka pintu dan membawanya ke rumah
Dia melihat tujuh gadis lagi duduk di sofa
Dari tatapan di wajahnya dia dalam kotoran yang dalam
“Setelah funk wanita, aku tahu aku seharusnya berhenti”
{?} tengah lantai
Singkat mencari pelarian {?}
{?} menyalakan dan berkata, “Nama saya Michelle
I’mma memiliki tubuh Anda bergoyang seperti lonceng menara eiffel ”
{?} Kitty berkata “Saya yang terbaik
I’mma mack Anda turun seperti pelacur itu mae west ”
“Nama saya merah dan saya suka memberi kepala
Datang {?} Bed ”
{?} jalang bernama Tammy flammy seperti itu
Dia terlalu pendek dengan gat berlapis nikel
Membuat matamu berguling ke langit
Tapi saya tidak fronting, itu fakta
{?} Anda tahu itu seperti itu
Ini adalah kisah aneh yang sebenarnya
Ini adalah kisah yang saya ceritakan dengan baik
Ini yang sebenarnya
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