Talkin’ Walmart Texas Blues Lyrics – Wesley Randolph Eader
Singer: Wesley Randolph Eader
Title: Talkin’ Walmart Texas Blues
I’m just another hippie from portland town
Got my clothes at the thrift stores lost n’ found
I buy local ingredients, i don’t eat cheese
I’ve grown my hair all the way down to my knees
I’ve only been to walmart in my nightmares
Last night i had one it wasn’t very nice
I was on a texas highway hitchin’ for a ride
When an old diesel chevy stopped to pick me up
They said “you hippies can ride in the back of the truck!”
“with the pigs, where you belong”
So i yelled up to the front with the wind in my face
”i gotta get to the other side of the state”
They said “sit back hippie keep smoking your hookah”
”we ain’t gonna take you to tuscaloosa”
”we’re kicking you out at the very next town”
”you’re gonna love that place”
Well i squealed like a pig when i saw that sign
It said “walmart: population 9,009”
Everything’s bigger in texas you see
And that walmart was bigger than the state of tennessee
”had its own post office, its own city hall
Its own go-cart racing track, its own nuclear missle silo
Even its own k-mart!”
They kicked me out in front of that town
I was greeted by a lady in a long blue gown
She said ”welcome to walmart, our prices are low”
”they’re practically free you just give your soul”
Well i must have died and gone to heaven
I walked on through the shiny glass doors
I took an elevator to the 100th floor
At the small business department the elevator stopped
There i bought my very own hardware shop
Prestocked, preowned, preassembled
99 dollars and 44 cents
I was so proud of my recent purchase
I figured i’d open shop back home in kansas
But the receipts fine print it let me down
Said the shop is “only valid in walmart town”
“aisle 1,492”
So i got on a bus and road a few miles
An hour later i was standing at the aisle
There it was “dave’s hardware shop”
Across the street from “alice’s restaurant”
Dang they got her too
There was a man out back with a leaf blower
I asked him if dave was the previous owner
He said “yeah he was open for 52 years”
”but now he’s in new orleans bottling his tears”
Only thing walmart can’t seem sell any more of
Right about then i was hoping it would end
When one of the blue vests showed up on my skin
Before i knew it i was working the register
And my name tag said “walmart manager”
Good grief
Now many days have passed since that awful dream
I learned my lesson if you know what i mean
I’ve been to walmart for the very last time
Now i do all my shopping online
”who’s running that operation?”
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Talkin’ Walmart Texas Blues – Terjemahan / Translation
Saya hanya hippie lain dari kota Portland
Mendapat pakaian saya di toko barang bekas hilang n ‘ditemukan
Saya membeli bahan-bahan lokal, saya tidak makan keju
Saya telah menumbuhkan rambut saya sampai ke lutut saya
Saya hanya pernah ke Walmart dalam mimpi buruk saya
Tadi malam saya punya satu itu tidak terlalu bagus
Saya berada di jalan raya Texas Hitchin ‘untuk tumpangan
Ketika chevy diesel tua berhenti untuk menjemputku
Mereka berkata, “Kamu hippies bisa naik di belakang truk!”
“Dengan babi, di mana milikmu”
Jadi saya berteriak ke depan dengan angin di wajah saya
“Aku harus pergi ke sisi lain negara”
Mereka berkata “duduk kembali hippie terus merokok hookahmu”
“Kami tidak akan membawamu ke Tuscaloosa”
“Kami menendangmu di kota berikutnya”
“Kamu akan mencintai tempat itu”
Baik saya menjerit seperti babi ketika saya melihat tanda itu
Dikatakan “Walmart: populasi 9,009”
Semuanya lebih besar di Texas yang Anda lihat
Dan Walmart itu lebih besar dari negara bagian Tennessee
“Memiliki kantor pos sendiri, balai kota sendiri
Jalur balap go-cart sendiri, silo missle nuklir sendiri
Bahkan K-Martnya sendiri! ”
Mereka menendang saya di depan kota itu
Saya disambut oleh seorang wanita dalam gaun biru panjang
Dia berkata “Selamat datang di Walmart, harga kami rendah”
“Mereka praktis bebas, kamu hanya memberikan jiwamu”
Yah aku pasti sudah mati dan pergi ke surga
Saya berjalan melalui pintu kaca mengkilap
Saya naik lift ke lantai 100
Di departemen usaha kecil lift berhenti
Di sana saya membeli toko perangkat keras saya sendiri
Prestocked, dimungkas, preassempled
99 dolar dan 44 sen
Saya sangat bangga dengan pembelian terakhir saya
Saya pikir saya akan membuka toko kembali ke rumah di Kansas
Tetapi tanda terima cetak halus itu biarkan aku turun
Kata toko itu “hanya berlaku di kota Walmart”
“Aisle 1,492”
Jadi saya naik bus dan jalan beberapa mil
Satu jam kemudian saya berdiri di lorong
Itu “Toko Perangkat Keras Dave”
Di seberang jalan dari “Alice’s Restaurant”
Dang mereka juga mendapatkannya
Ada seorang pria kembali dengan blower daun
Saya bertanya kepadanya apakah Dave adalah pemilik sebelumnya
Dia berkata, “Ya dia buka selama 52 tahun”
“Tapi sekarang dia di new orleans pembotolan air matanya”
Hanya hal walmart tidak bisa menjual lebih banyak
Benar maka saya berharap itu akan berakhir
Ketika salah satu rompi biru muncul di kulit
Sebelum aku tahu itu saya bekerja register
Dan tag nama saya mengatakan “manajer walmart”
Menyedihkan
Sekarang banyak hari telah berlalu sejak itu mimpi buruk
Saya belajar pelajaran saya jika Anda tahu apa yang saya maksud
Aku pernah ke walmart untuk terakhir kalinya
Sekarang saya melakukan semua belanja online saya
“Siapa yang menjalankan operasi itu?”
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Lyrics Wesley Randolph Eader – Talkin’ Walmart Texas Blues
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